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@stevehou Needs more red and AI

Bitcoin crashing on the news that the “Strait of Iran” may be closed again. Black Monday on this coming Monday? 😬

@stevehou Holy moly

@CleansedTweets welcome

8 days in Hong Kong begin. 💕 This city doesn’t whisper, it dazzles. ✨ Skyscrapers that kiss the clouds, neon that never sleeps, & flavors that stay with you forever.

@TokyoDeepValue AI bullshit again

American investors think they're contrarians buying Apple at 28x earnings. Meanwhile I'm buying a Hiroshima bolt manufacturer that's been profitable for 40 years, trades at 0.6x book, and has more cash than market cap. The real contrarian trade isn't Tesla puts—it's learning katakana.

@Merridew__ U is next to y

@Swordfishv44183 Wire me the money instead

0dte's pay like 30+:1 that NDX closes down. might as well

@Swordfishv44183 Chase

what do you even do if you got caught significantly underweight into this lmao

@matthewmreed U lost

The Strait of Hormuz? Closed. Iran’s ports? Blockaded. Literally nothing has changed. Oil down 10%.

@1MainCapital Shorting in 2026...🤡

My fav part of recovery rallies is that they are 2x as ferocious as the selloffs that preceded them. Market structure has changed. Props to anyone successfully managing an idio short book.

@toiletkingcap Lol we are going higher and there is nothing you can do about it

so are we invading or nah? if we invade, will traffic stop and this is all reversed?

@Merridew__ Did we have AGI last time we traded at peak valuations?

@Merridew__ OK and?

@stevehou 😂😂😂

why not buy oil in the paper market and sell it in the physical market and pocket the difference? how about that for an idea?

@stevehou yes but $200 in the physical market bro.

oil crashing in the paper market. 👀

@Merridew__ best time was 6350 second best 6450 third best 6550 etc. today is still pretty good!

@Swordfishv44183 nooooooooooo I just want my 5% risk free yield in peace...

I’d think once again bonds are the one to fade- If any

@iv_technicals AI productivity gains

any other bulllish news left?

final squeeze.exe running pre-market

@Ksidiii Suvu blow off top incoming

Every good vol trader on the street right now is battling two sides. The sadness of downside Vega getting obliterated. The happiness of upside Gamma putting up record breaking numbers. Not sure what to root for at this point lol

@SiliconSalvage AI slop?

Value guys refuse to touch $PYPL at 12x FCF because it was expensive three years ago but they'll load up on a dying newspaper at 0.6x book and call it disciplined investing. Brother you just bought a melting ice cube with a 4% dividend. PayPal processes $1.5 trillion in payments annually with 87% gross margins. Your "margin of safety" is buying a business model from 1952 and hoping it doesn't decay faster than your cost basis. Meanwhile actual technology companies with contracted recurring revenue and double digit free cash flow yields sit ignored because the multiple scared you in 2021. Keep bragging about that 3.2% CAGR while the rest of us buy software businesses at trough valuations.

@FerragamoWx mostly typhoons but maybe a few hurricanes too

Pacific Ocean is about to crank out hurricanes like no tomorrow.