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2 bit himborb, cofounder @ vibecamp, hwo

nyc babyyy Katılım Ağustos 2010
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orb 🧭@orb_net·
>watching mad men with my girlfriend >me: we used to be so good at sexism, could we be that good again? >gf: we can't, we don't know how >i slap her
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doomer
doomer@uncledoomer·
“marine, whats that button on your armor?” “it says 'plan truster' sir” “and what have you got written on your helmet?” "’born to panic’, sir.” “‘born to panic’ and 'plan truster'? is that some kind of joke?” “i was trying to say something about the duality of plans, sir”
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L3 Tweet Engineer@MegaBasedChad·
How life feels when you start going over the “safe” 400mg caffeine limit
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orb 🧭@orb_net·
realistically one can only be two out of three: a slut, good at sex, not evil
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Coors.
Coors.@SYNESTHEIZURE·
@tenobrus droll model is right, dying my hair a different shade of brown is different than dying it purple
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Tenobrus@tenobrus·
have you ever dyed your hair? // do you consider yourself more upwardly or downwardly mobile relative to your parents socioeconomic status?
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𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢@202accepted·
dating in SF is easy if you’re gay coded but straight i know almost everyone in the comments and truth be told they are kinda gay coded in one form of the other or their gfs have all mentioned at one point they thought they were gay at first
christian@cxgonzalez

gut tells me sf dating is ez if you’re slightly normal. everyone is smart and interesting so you just have to find the one hot person. while in nyc everyone’s hot so you have to talk to 5 people to find 1 interesting person. easier to scan for looks than to filter for smarts

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orb 🧭@orb_net·
@202accepted nah i dont mind lmao, never gotten the latter but def the former comment
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𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢@202accepted·
@orb_net i don’t mince words it’s true, i’m gonna rustle some jimmies here nominative determinism moment
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orb 🧭@orb_net·
@ShredderLLC flossing and spitting out bits of meat on the platform for the rats
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CEO of Penis Shredding LLC.,
Thought it might be poor train etiquette to floss on the subway or path, but game respects game
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taco belle@animalologist·
A girl homie told us that her situationship had never heard of Claude until she introduced it to him, even though he’s an overly-online New Yorker. I call BS. He was pretending to be a himbo to get in her pants. Ain’t no way.
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@graphtheory ⚔️@graphtheory·
@orb_net @acadianlemur idc about investment tbh i want to embed myself in communities of like minds. what collection is yours from if you don't mind my asking
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~randem-simbel
~randem-simbel@acadianlemur·
crazy how putting a ~ in front of your name is like having free checkmark
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orb 🧭@orb_net·
@graphtheory @acadianlemur ive had a planet for a while, wouldnt rec a milady tbh (mine is not a milady) at least as an investment
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taoki@justalexoki·
is it racist of me to want my kids daycare teachers to speak our language?
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computer man@gloomfather·
Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,
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