orb 🧭

@BCityEnjoyer @SYNESTHEIZURE @myconautic mmm idk kansas city is a bit better tho minus rhe nature

@SYNESTHEIZURE @myconautic Its "Kansas City With Mountains" but I love it. Its a wonderful place where normal people can afford to live, and the NYCer in me cant get over the idea that I can drive out into the nothingness and shoot guns and make a fire and sleep in my car! Enjoy your adventure elsewhere.

You should do whatever it takes to visit NYC this summer. The energy loading is palpable. Generational shit.

@ShredderLLC @tenobrus i aint never seen mr _net enthusiastic about anything

@orb_net @tenobrus This is my gut reaction whenever I have a reply from someone with _net in their @

one of the most terrible consequences of openclaw is that now whenever i get a ~thoughtful reply from a random lowbie account my default reaction is annoyance and assumption is they're an engagement farming selfbot

@FeralPHunter bro stop stealing my fits 😭

you need to have range, Brötherr

@_imsigh damn thought this was buldak collab w a sex toy company for a sec

BULDAK ROSE REVIEW: 🧵

@nyxnymph @mishapathy yeah i also dont know how to write

@mishapathy @orb_net It was aimed at you since you would be the one paying me in poetry. I do not know this fella!

I've been accused of "hornyposting". In fact my detractors are mistaken! I would never engage in anything so crude: what I do is Eros posting.

@ShredderLLC @garlic_wife thank god im high elo

@garlic_wife This is a little fat for Brooklyn/NYC Grindr standards if I’m being honest.

gay boys who only watch porn will look at you in the eye and say this man a little fat

@nyxnymph @mishapathy poetry

@mishapathy Okay, I will! But what do I get in return?

@mishapathy i had 2 pour overs at 2030 last night and then went to work out while my buddy had a 300mg caffeine preworkout thjng

@orb_net Where can I read this. I'm erotically charged just thinking about it.

@maggistratus 👉👈 does he wanna bro down

My family had about 3 million questions about my boyfriend this weekend. The one that cracked me up though was both of my brothers asking “Do you… do you think he wants to hang out with us?” They just want another dude to bro out with 😂

@SYNESTHEIZURE 🥹

infinite suffering for the scots

@dipole_momentum hey google how many euros die due to heatwaves vs americans every year

observe. this is called a CROSS BREEZE *gestures at air* we have two windows on opposite walls. the PRESSURE GRADIENT between the windows displaces the hot air. *scrawls on blackboard* so the AMERICANS pay for what nature provides for FREE.

@other_st_nick blackout drunk

Getting on the blue line wearing a pope Leo shirt and a cubs hat carrying a bag with a Kirk hinrich jersey and a PCA jersey in it how do I make it more Chicago

@elaifresh @justalexoki my god dude lmao but yeah ive spent a night dancing that ended up around this many calories

@orb_net @justalexoki This is basically what I’m getting at for real lol

a single cheeseburger is an entire hour of walking. like you are actually doomed if you think you can just exercise yourself to weight loss. it's all about what you eat

@eigenrobot shouldnt be too hard man like dont you know him too ? *starts praying*

can anyone make this happen. surely one of you knows a guy

@vividvoid @blockchainbalak @majamediaco someone gotta community note it

@blockchainbalak You have plagiarized @majamediaco and brought great shame on yourself. You must commit Twitter seppuku and delete your account immediately. There is no other way forward.

@SYNESTHEIZURE chiefs !

prediction: despite being very happy to leave Denver, my support for the Aves and Nugs will increase even more. I will still only care about Japanese baseball. I will hate the broncos

@Chadson xanax and two airport beer

The Left has no response to this

@FeralPHunter dude these girls in a gc keep bullying me and call me mr shoes

the amount of shoes i own would probably give many women the ick