old bahru

me when i use prima facie in a sentence that doesnt need the word prima facie

@GPCR50 It’s too late, I’ve already portrayed you as the bloated and limp Mao and myself as the impeccably postured Lee Kuan

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

@HollowTired 🧐

End of history my ass

There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.

All asians at some point in their lives will activate a gene within themselves that makes them stay away from super sweet drinks and desserts

今日台湾で話題になってるニュースは、オバさんがバスの運転手と言い争いになり運転手が「なんで運転手をいじめるんだ〜」と大泣きしてしまったというカスハラの話題。

it’s so over for the retail trader

@eigen_moomin @wassielawyer More grab jacket larping must be done

@orbitous @wassielawyer Happy to take investor money for my grand moral mission after the current period of self discovery funded by autism superpowers is over

Yep this is the correct take. Running a startup in Singapore is so negative EV that you select for retards who failed out of system, high functioning autists that refuse their place in the system and wealthy heirs trying to make their name outside the system. The retard class is almost uninvestable, except for those who pivoted into the shadow economy (nightclubs, ktvs, gambling etc) in their teens and still maintain a code of brotherhood but good luck getting access to these people or convincing them to let you ape their KTV / Johor Vape Run. Avoid the system dropouts that pivoted to insurance sales like the plague (they basically sell financial scams to the elderly) and they will rug in the blink of an eye too. You might find a diamond in the rough that previously worked at a local tech company like Grab, Shoppee etc but it’s like finding a needle in a haystack bc it’s hard to tell them apart from a retard that got fired and will be pivoting into insurance if the startup LARP fails. The high functioning autists are more investable but there are two main problems. To clarify - these are kids preordained by the Singapore system for high finance, bigtech, biglaw, medicine and other “high value” professions alongside a 2 million dollar mortgage but have somehow rejected their destiny. The first problem is discoverability. The first class of autists fuck off to the West Coast, London or godforbid Berlin for college where they embrace and explore all their quirks that made them feel out of place in Singapore. The ones who went to Berlin are lost forever. The ones that went to California / London might, after a few years of self-discovery often involving sex, drugs and rock and roll financed by autistic superpowers or their parents, return to Singapore after either a family tragedy, the false promise of a good Asian wife / husband or their Western tax bill. You might be able to invest in them then as they seek funding for some grand moral mission to embrace or reject capitalism in their autistic niche area. But the second class of autists that are investable don’t leave Singapore at all. You will find them in STEM, geeking out in the laboratories and computer science departments of universities, possibly in A Star. They speak a maximum of five sentences a day and are largely incapable of maintaining extended eye contact. But behind those bespectacled eyes in the acne scarred face is the potential engine of a billion dollar empire. Or a Chinese spy. Too bad you don’t speak autist. The second problem is economic alignment. The autist does not understand money the way you do, if they did, they would be on half a mil+ comp packages within the system. You think just because you found them and funded them they work for your bags? No sir - they work for the mission. And you better pray that mission has the side effect of increased enterprise value or a path to liquidity. If not - thank you for your donation we will be applying our next gen quantum computing capabilities to solve poverty in sub-Saharan Africa. Finally, the wealthy heirs. Success in the system means nothing because they will never emerge out of their parents’ shadow. Their grandfathers name is on your university lecture theatre. Desperate to make a name for themselves, they will reject the family mandate to manage the real estate portfolio in order to found a startup. They might even take your venture cheque even though your fund is smaller than his inheritance bc an external fund provides “validation”. You will vie for allocation alongside people who want an intro to their dad. Pros - they have near infinite funding and networks. Downside - they don’t care about money and might be retarded. Good luck getting an exit.

honkies take note

‼️ Meet Devesh aka IDISSEVERYTHING, he used an exploit to gain unauthorized access to a screener company, then downloaded the latest Avatar movie and leaked it. He was also sentenced in 2016 for breaching NFL's Twitter account. And tweeting with it. From his home IP address 🤡🧵

top rated restaurant on xhs in 20 days

Literally all I need in life is a large vibrant friend group full of extroverted nerds, a beautiful smart funny gregarious girlfriend, and a high paying job that is both intellectually rewarding and socially impactful. That can’t be too hard right?

Claude, please find me a business class Singapore Airlines flight to Bangkok for less than $2000 in the next 3 months. Make no mistakes

hei shou influence

that nadia girl cfm don’t shower in the morning

@jrhennessy This goes against the Chinese concept of "don't launch smoke grenade at a mound full of officers and party officials"

Oh no I think I now know why GIC led the Anthropic round. @hoeflatoor I tink there is a plan to make Singapore great again and I’m not sure how I feel about it.