@AmplifyVeracity @JoJoFromJerz I've surgically removed one and I made it into a ring holder for my GF. She said it was the sweetest gift she's ever received.
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Eli Orkin
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@JoJoFromJerz In fairness though, who among us hasn’t surgically removed a penis from a dead raccoon?
You haven’t?
Why are you looking at me like that?
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@Angry_Staffer I despise Iran but I don't know which side to trust less in this situation
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Iran believes (probably accurately) that the US is using negotiation as deception and planning for another round of attacks
Phil Stewart@phildstewart
IRAN'S IRNA: IRAN REJECTED TAKING PART IN THE SECOND ROUND OF THE TALKS WITH THE U.S.
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@JoJoFromJerz It was 100% faked! And the one at Mar A Crapo was NOT an assassination attempt!
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@JoJoFromJerz What percent of Biden’s cabinet is to be snorting coke right now? What a stupid question!
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@JoJoFromJerz She probably had Charlie killed so she could become the CEO of toilet Paper USA and to fuck JD
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What stage of grief is this now?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Erika Kirk gets a WWE-style entrance before Trump's speech -- but no pyro
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GERHARD BRONNER DEVELOPED IN THE 1950s HIS IMPOSSIBLE TRIANGLE
“There are three things that cannot be squared. Intelligence, morality, and MAGA. You can be intelligent and MAGA, but then you are not moral. You can be moral and MAGA, but then you are not intelligent. Finally, you can be intelligent and moral, but then, you are not MAGA.” — Gerhard Bronner
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@JoJoFromJerz C'mon, Jo. What's the problem? Trump's Cabinet works so hard, especially Patel and Hegseth. Don't they deserve 6 or 7 times per week to have a night out on the town???
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What the literal fuck?
Sarah Fitzpatrick@S_Fitzpatrick
EXCLUSIVE @TheAtlantic On multiple occasions Patel’s security detail had difficulty waking him because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to info supplied to DOJ and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”was made because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors. theatlantic.com/politics/2026/…
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@AdamKinzinger @FoxNews Two things you freaking 🤡 Charlatan, it's frozen assets, and unlike the actual pallets of cash sent by Barry, we get the enriched Uraniam. You are not a serious person. Just another traitor whoring for clicks.
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Good luck defending this “Pallets Full of Cash” @FoxNews
Barak Ravid@BarakRavid
☢️🇺🇸🇮🇷Scoop: U.S. considers $20 billion cash-for-uranium deal with Iran, according to two U.S. officials and two additional sources briefed on the talks. @MarcACaputo and I wrote for @axios axios.com/2026/04/17/ira…
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@AdamKinzinger @FoxNews Obama unlocked 100B in cash, Biden spent 300B on Ukraine. Sit down loser
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@Sgt_Mac87 @FoxNews You can’t be this dumb
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@JoJoFromJerz WTF?!?! If he knows what a corner store is, then he's heard it described that way. The insane ramblings of end-stage dementia!
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@JoJoFromJerz @nbcsnl If they weren't off-air the next two weeks, I would've bet money on the cold open having Colin Jost reciting the Independence Day speech.
By the time they're back, something infinitely more stupid will have happened.
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How does @nbcsnl top this shit?
Variety@Variety
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth tried to evoke Holy Scripture but instead quoted Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" during a Pentagon worship service. Hagseth read the altered version of Ezekiel 25:17 quoted by Samuel L. Jackson’s character in the movie just before he shoots a man to death. variety.com/2026/film/news…
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@JoJoFromJerz @nbcsnl It's not the dumbest thing a MAGA has done this week. Trump claiming to believe he was a doctor cosplaying as Jesus is still tops so far
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The Fake MAGA Patriot@FakeMAGAPatriot
Dr. Meredith Grey gives a nickname to yet another Doctor. @GreysABC #McDiaper
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@JoJoFromJerz He's scared shitless that he'll be targeted. He's probably planning to move the oval office into there
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@Hootsmanic @JoJoFromJerz Do you mean inside his empty skull or up his anal cavity?
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@JoJoFromJerz A giant firework needs to be placed firmly in the gaping cavity that just leaks constant shit.
Gaslighting these victims is evidence of no empathy or understanding.
Releasing the list and no more wars turns into all the wars and not releasing that list over my dead body.
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The victims “or whatever.”
Fuck him.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump on Epstein victims: "I understand that the women didn't want to go under oath. That's what I heard. That the women, the victims or whatever, they refused to go under oath which was a little surprising. Melania felt strongly about it because she was accused that I met her through Epstein, but it turned out to be totally false."
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@JoJoFromJerz Trump is a living piece of shit. So are his fugly ass children. Hopefully he will be gone soon.
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@JoJoFromJerz Who cares? She supports him, so she deserves any negativity she gets
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A Trump supporting grandmother of ten who is working as as door dasher to help pay for her husband’s cancer treatment traveled halfway across the country to help this asshole stage that stunt and as a thank you, he calls the whole damn thing “tacky.”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump on DoorDash grandma Sharon Simmons's delivery to the White House: "To be honest, it was a little tacky"
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