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Youths mjue bangi haitawai wapeleka mahali.

One million tweets are active na hakuna hata mmoja ako na videos za Hannah Benta?

Saudi oil exports through the Red Sea will soon end permanently.

70% of big breast become very unattractive after you unhook the bra

There’s a new group of men born between 1987-1998 that have completely shown no interest in marrying us. Their only interest is soccer, cars and their friends.

9 hours since the last ballistic missile launch from Iran toward Israel. The longest pause so far has been around 12 hours

Iran tells Trump to watch the stock market and the oil price because they have a surprise what could it be?

‼️JUST IN: Iranian passport found at burn site of Jеwish ambulances in the UK. A copy of the Mein Kampf was also recovered intact in the burnt down vehicle. /s

If nukes ever drop and I somehow survive… I'm going billionaire hunting.

BREAKING: The leading cause of throat cancer in the US is now HPV mainly from oral sex. Not tobacco. Not alcohol.

🚨 BREAKING: Reports circulate that an American tanker, which attempted to transit the Strait of Hormuz, is now in the custody of Iran.

🚨 Iran has set 22 points in its negotiating file — with Lebanon and Hezbollah among the top priorities.

BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO

The IRGC has shut down Ben Gurion airport. American Zionists fleeing Israel have to take a bus to Jordan and catch flights from there.

Hollywood lied to you. This is what a terrorist looks like.

Pia kwenda gym inataka pesa, huwezi enda huko alafu ukirudi kwa nyumba unakula chapo katakata na ugali mayai.

Ubaya yako unadhani uko past that 2

This two huh!

US bases seemed untouchable. Bombing Israel sounded like pure fiction. Iran turned both into headlines within a month

Go to the gym, avoid fights, study, smell nice, talk less and mind your business.

Mwanaume heri ukae kutu lakini usikubali pity sex.