Mark Orrell-Davies 🇺🇦

@Peston Who cares what DJT thinks? That’s like seeking approval from Hitler

Trump: “The UK, our once great ally…we don’t need people that join wars after we’ve already won”

@SkySportsNews Turning a league competition into a cup competition. A nonsense.

BREAKING: The EFL Championship play offs will be changed from four to six teams from the start of next season 🚨

@philmcnulty I’ve got no skin in this game, but how can they definitively say that was offside? Utterly baffling

How to make football a joyless affair. Ridiculous.

@cjhhhh21 None of that going to your pension?

Seeing a Christmas bonus on your payslip 😁 Seeing HMRC have took 65% of it 😫 What is the fucking point

@superTV247 ITV played a blinder paying the big money for SM favourites, judging by voting numbers. They’ve attracted the young eyeballs

Is this going to be the landslide we’re all expecting or a shock winner 👀👀👀 #ImACeleb

@chris_hawkins Or Home Alone Too, by The Staves

@chris_hawkins Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis - Tom Waits

OK, it’s time The best Christmas song is______________

@JayneMoobs Anti-Pretty by The Blue Aeroplanes

I’m making a playlist of songs featuring Sax, any favourites? 🎷🎷🎷 open.spotify.com/playlist/3y4do…

@JayneMoobs Fair enough, s’pose. I’m with you on the MM and all the other con artists. Get that done and we’ll set up a national bench cocktail day in your honour.

@orrelldavies Ha ha - it’s the marketer in me, I did meet a French family and had a good debate about the Elgin marbles… of course they need to be returned (don’t get me started though, I’ve no room in my life for another campaign…well at least until Michelle Mone is brought to justice!)

@ManCity Won’t be long before he switches from Norway to represent the Na’vi in the Pandora World Cup

Connection.

@JohnHosier @krishgm A generous theory, Jon

@orrelldavies @krishgm Maybe Kate is, how shall I put this, not as out of touch as people think. Spotting that Stephen was about to kill the format, media-savvy Kate steps in to save the day!

The fascinating thing about Celebrity Traitors is how hopelessly bad they are at banishment. They can’t work together or notice what each other are doing. It must be something to do with the ego of celebrity? #CelebrityTraitors

@MartinSLewis Has to get up an hour early to put mine in when I first had them. Now I could virtually flick them in the air and catch them in my eye. Persevere. Game changing

Just had my third 'contact lenses lesson'. I finally managed to get a lens in each eye after much effort, though getting them out was hard. Still not good enough for them to let me buy the lenses. Did anyone else out there find it this hard!

@rufusjones1 I run Apple TV boxes through a Samsung and a Philips and it’s fine. Never use the inbuilt tv apps on the TVs

So. Televisions. We’re just running the family one off pretty strong WiFi these days. What brands handle WiFi well? We had a Samsung which was slow as all hell.

@therealnoelyg Not as funny as a certain team captain’s obvious discomfort when casual predilection for younger girlfriends was mentioned as being acceptable in the 90s

THIS IS SO 😭😭😭

@edgarwright This will be HUGE!

Play the game or the game plays you. Watch the New Trailer for 'The Running Man'. Cannot wait for you to see my new movie large and loud! One month from today! Check it out in cinemas November 14. #RunningManMovie

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview in March 2025 with the understanding it would only be released after her death. This is her final message from it.

@JayneMoobs Bathers?

If you’re going to a gig in a storm you want the venue to look like this 😍🏰⚡️

@StanCollymore Looks like it’ll be Rory

Golf friends. Can't make head not tail of the scoreboard. Who's likely to get to the required winning number for Europe? Merci beaucoup 🙌🏽