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@NoticerNews Isn't that the same prick that announced his government is cracking down on electric bikes and will crush any that are confiscated?

NSW Premier Chris Minns has called for "Covid-style" measures to deal with Australia's fuel crisis, with a national response to rationing and work from home requirements. Hundreds of petrol stations nationwide have run out of at least one type of fuel. noticer.news/nsw-premier-co…

@GTAVI_Countdown Not only that, but they were animated by people who've never swung a pick or a sledgehammer in real life.

In Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018): railroad workers are actually working and they nail the track into the ground before moving onto the next nail until they finish. In Crimson Desert (2026): NPCs endlessly hit the same rocks without a purpose while clipping through them.

Join PHON (Pauline Hanson’s One Nation) Crazy Steve for a progress update on achieving TLD. #PatriotsInControl

@BarbaraHFlowers I moved my vote because fuck you, that's why.

I feel sorry for the people who've moved their votes to One Nation thinking Poorlene is the answer to their prayers #abc730

@ChrisLXXXVI_ I've been waiting my whole life for this!

It won’t be pretty, but running out of fuel might be the wake-up call Australia needs. Feels like we’re one step from “two weeks to flatten the curve” all over again. Welcome to the Thunderdome.

@Sauronlordking *cuntry

Australia has become the stupid country.

@JohnCleese Hope you're going to vote for Restore Britain then!

Sorry to have to say this... The British do not like the kind of diversity that intends to take over Britain and kill any infidel that does not convert to Islam Is that hard to understand, silly little man ?

@7NewsSydney In the middle of a fuel crisis?

There's now a new threat for those who ride illegal e-bikes: a giant shredder. The Minns Government is fast-tracking laws that will see outlawed e-bikes seized and crushed, but the Opposition says the clampdown should go further. #nswpol

@OMGTheMess Arrested Development

Just finished watching the entire West Wing series again Need a new series I can get my teeth into Recommendations please team

@SkyNewsAust Unfortunately, the actual news would be if she acted according to her title of "The Honourable" and resigned.

Attorney-General Michelle Rowland has admitted regret after breaching parliamentary travel rules on a taxpayer-funded trip to Perth, telling Sky News the incident “shouldn’t have happened.” skynews.com.au/australia-news…

@Kon__K We already have way too many Star Wars people.

I’m seeking Lebanese & Iranian Australian citizens who are trying to get their family to Australia but haven’t been able to get a visa approved or faced some barrier. The ASRC is working with journalists interested in covering this story to try and help. If this is you please DM.

@gigabasedd Who the fuck would employ someone who looks like that to care for children?

TRIGGER FUCKING WARNING ⚠️ CHILD CARE WORKER (PERTH) ADMITS ATTRACTION TO CHILDREN!!! These psychos are trying to normalise Pedo behavior by trying to humanise “non-offending” attraction. She openly describes romantic/attraction feelings toward a literal preschooler and later admits to “uncontrollable attraction” in general. Here’s the timestamps so you don’t have to listen to 21 minutes of pure insanity. ‼️ 05:17 – 05:50 - Main admission about the 4–5-year-old boy: ‼️ 06:47 – 07:13 - She describes her emotional reaction on the last ‼️ 07:22 – 07:54 - She reframes it as a child ‼️ 19:01 – 19:45 - Later general admission of ongoing @ASIOGovAu do yall think you can spare some time for us Aussies who don’t want literal fucking predators around our children please?

@MickamiousG I use Claude Code. It's gotten surprisingly good in the last year. One of the things I've found most amazing and useful about it is that you can point it at a database and it will interrogate the schema and write SQL queries to suit.

Does anyone use Claude? If so, do you rate it? What did you use it for? I keep seeing it online everywhere and it promises so much, but I suspect it won’t deliver?

@SenatorWong @vonderleyen Like your undying allegiance to White genocide by mass immigration?

Ursula von der Leyen is the first woman to address a joint session of Parliament in Australian history. It was a privilege to listen to her address, highlighting the many things that unite our disparate parts of the globe. 🇦🇺🤝🇪🇺

@DrewPavlou Did you dip your head in a tub of grease or what?

I truly do not understand Mehreen Faruqi. Does she seriously have no sense of shame? Imagine if I moved to Japan and somehow became a Japanese MP after 40 years. Imagine I stood up in the Japanese Diet and complained that Japan wasn't Australian or Greek enough for me. My family background is Greek, imagine I started shouting and railing in the Japanese Diet that Japan had to fight my ancient ancestral enemies the Turks and fight for enosis between Greece and Cyprus. Everyone in Japan would think I was retarded. But this is basically what Mehreen Faruqi does in the Australian Senate each and every day, fighting on behalf of Islamist extremist interests as an adult migrant from Pakistan - a country that was destroyed by Islamists.

@AngusTaylorMP You're really one to talk on this topic, Mr "90 day supply secured... in the USA". Total Liberal Death.

Chris Bowen has lost control and hasn’t got a plan - as usual.

@DavidShoebridge Unless you're not using oil or materials derived from it to get to and from parliament you should shut the fuck up.

One Nation has joined Labor and the Liberals to support another US forever war. They have stopped any energy independence through renewables and instead took private flights with their mates in the fossil fuel industry. The war parties are all the same.

“Australia has run one of largest immigration programs in the world this century, resulting in a remarkable 9 million (47%) population increase. Population growth has exceeded that of nearly every other developed nation this century,” But don’t question it macrobusiness.com.au/2026/03/austra…

@MaulingWallSt The Disgraced and Discredited ABC's management should make a counter-offer: 20% raise, but we sack 20% of you.

Breaking: Staff at the abc will strike on Wednesday because they want .... wait for it .....even more money!! With more employees than viewers, this megaphone for the Socialist Left is ripping taxpayers off to the tune of $1.6bn p.a. The news for abc staff is that no one wants you at work anyway. Shut the whole joint down - permanently. Go ahead, save us the money. W⚓️s #auspol #auspol26 #auspol2026

@JNampijinpa There's no shortage of housing or tradies, just an excess of population growth caused by mass immigration. That said, I agree with the complete rort that is standards: if they're required by legislation they should be freely available, not cost hundreds of dollars per copy.

I met with the Housing Industry Association (HIA) CEO Jocelyn Martin, and Chief Executive of Industry and Policy, Simon Croft. Their Small Business Conditions Survey makes one thing clear — small businesses are doing it tough. They don’t want excuses. They want relief. Less red, green and white tape. Lower costs. Real training pathways. Just look at the Building Code — 2,200 pages, over 150 standards, many of which aren’t easily accessible. At the same time, Australia needs to train 83,000 tradies just to meet the shortfall in residential construction. This isn’t good enough. Small businesses deserve better — and it’s time we backed them properly.