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@SandyofSuffolk Wondering whether, 'a number 2' is technically spoiled food so could save on water by using the slop bucket instead of flushing the toilet. Savvng the planet, one plastic bin at a time!

Here in East Suffolk all our new bins have just arrived. On a bank holiday. So extra wages for the staff I presume. Well done East Suffolk Council, you morons. My next door neighbour's kitchen is so small, she can't even have a toaster let alone a plastic slop bucket you've just sent her.🙄 At least my larger slop bucket is a good place to store my outside cloths, trowels and shoes. So small mercies. 🤣

Just spent 30 minutes trying to open a brand new bottle of Gorilla glue. Needed pliers, a door jamb, three tooth picks and a nail. Can't be bothered to do the job now.

@rj_abel As my husband likes to tell me while hiding in the cool house as I am roasting in the sun, 'It's a different kind of heat.'

So why don’t we get government health warnings when flying to hot countries? 🤔

@hovie_09 You first.

@osteogenesis Fair enough , big shout out to older fans Coyg 🔴⚪ Please follow back ❤️🤍❤️🤍

What year did you first see Arsenal lift a trophy? Be honest

@hovie_09 Watching the game.

Arsenal fans where are you ?

@SkySportsPL When I put the channel on with the team I want to watch, why do you keep cutting to other games? I really don't give a shit about any other results thanks!

@lorxell Hughie Campbell. Obviously always a secret supe. Luck. Every single thing he accomplished was lucky. He could do anything yet never die.

Now that Homelander is dead. Which supe that’s alive currently do you think could potentially be the strongest supe alive? Except soldier boy.

@SimonLester2468 Guessed what team he supports without even looking at his bio!

@StepneyHammer Angry man in need of comfort…oh, and of course 3 points!

Arsenal fans everywhere lol...wearing their shirts, all gormless and expecting recognition... Yes, yes, you are all still cunts 😂

@kathrynhall_ 6 here. Doubt if our council will wait 6 months before introducing fines. A massive cash cow with no thoughts for disabled, those with no gardens, elderly etc.

Morning. Had a leaflet from our council with a letter giving lots of info about what to put in our wheelie bins. We have 3 - household, recycle, garden waste - and we've been told that if a wrong item is put in a bin, if a cardboard box hasn't been flattened, if we dare be naughty boys and girls, we'll get a yellow sticker on our bin. We are living in a school playground. What an absolute load of bullshittery fuckwits local councils truly are 😂 Have a great #Caturday 🤪

@TikiTakaConnor Trossard.

What player can you not wait to see the most holding the Premier League trophy? 🏆 I’ll start. Gyokeres.👇

@SpammyFritter I ordered 2 steak knifes at Christmas. Ebay flat out refused to sell them to me as I could only confirm my age using a credit card. Passport, driving licence , debt card not good enough. Been selling on there for years. At least you got your stuff!👍

Ordered these from Amazon and they came today. Had to dig through the cupboard to find my passport to prove my age or the lad wouldn't let me have them. I can walk into any Home Bargains, B&Ms or hardware store and pick these up. And let's be honest, if I decided to get a bit 'Stabby' I'd just get one of the five or six finely sharpened kitchen knives out of the kitchen drawer. 🙄

Where is Pep Guardiola going next? My moneys on @trivago

@SarahCholwill Have they offered a hire car until they can fix your problem? Do you have a return/cancel date? I thought it was 21 days. Everything comes with problems these days, but yours is dangerous. Good luck.

I’ll be sure to let Big Motoring World know that my issue with the car they sold me has already been seen by 53, 000 people on X 😂. At least they won’t get ripped off by them!!!

@fwmarqix 'You travel with emergency onion?' Funniest line ever. 🤣🤣🤣

Me: at airport security in Japan. everything going smoothly, too smoothly. security officer scans my backpack. machine suddenly makes angry beeping noise. Officer: ... Me internally: Fantastic. Officer opens bag carefully. pulls out: charger, snacks, socks, and ONE full onion. long silence. Officer: Sir. Me: ...yes. Officer holding onion gently like ancient artifact: Why. Me: I forgot it was there. Officer: You travel with emergency onion? Me: It was for cooking originally. Officer: Originally? Friend behind me crying laughing already. Officer turns onion over thoughtfully. another security guy walks over. now TWO grown men investigating my emotional support vegetable. second officer whispers: It is good onion though. FIRST OFFICER NODS. suddenly we're having produce discourse at airport security. eventually officer hands it back respectfully and says: Please protect this carefully. I bowed to that onion before boarding out of fear.

North L9ndon is red! So is my car. Always @Arsenal

@SarahCholwill 12 days? I got my new car yesterday. Got it booked in because the keys keep setting off the alarms! Only appointment available 1st July. Meanwhile I look like a car jacker ever time I go out. Good luck. Hope you get it sorted soon.

There is a smell of petrol in the car we bought. Yesterday I left my eldest son in the car for five minutes with the engine switched off while I collected the youngest. When we got back in, there was a very strong smell of petrol fumes. We’ve had the car for 12 days. I called the garage as it is under their @BigMotoringWrld “warranty” 😂. This involved being transferred to an insurance company. I then had to open an account with YourVehicleCare and try to book an appointment with a local garage. I was unable to do this online and had to call back for an operative to book it. After 24 hours I will hear from the garage and must take the car in for a “diagnostic assessment,” which will be reported back to TWGServices, who will then decide if they will repair it. As I told Big Motoring World when I called them back, this is a safety issue as petrol fumes are toxic and flammable. Apparently “this is the way.” I feel it is an absolute disgrace and not good enough after twelve days. Thank goodness we didn’t waste money on any of their other ridiculous warranties 😩

@BasilTheGreat Perhaps it would be better to force shops to stop pretending their air conditioning is broken and make sure they use it, thereby benefitting staff and customers from boiling/freezing stores.

🚨NEWS: The Labour party are considering making it illegal to work when it's hot as recommended by the Government's Climate Change Committee

@TheBoysTV That was quite a disappointing finale.

We did it, together.