Japicha📸

People don't keep record of what you're giving them. They only keep record of what you refused to give them. Take care of yourself.

@NahashonKimemia 🤣🤣🤣🤣 buana watu si wajinga

Who did this? 😂😂😂

@otienowill 😂😂😜 @SamuelAtandi come back on this

You talk about Kisumu like it’s your gym ; loud, careless, and clueless. You've always been stupid.

@SangKip4 can they be advised

Which one will you advice ?

@orengo_james @WillisRaburu wapi

Today, I had an engaging tete a tete with @WillisRaburu . He’s officially bringing his signature youthful energy, corporate MC expertise, and creative media edge to the Linda Mwananchi Movement. ​Willis is running for the Kisumu Senatorial seat, and we are thrilled he’s chosen to board our bus, a movement fueled by the aspirations of the youth and a drive for a better Kenya. ​Mashemeji derby tunayo hii wikendi!

@Mfabias @WillyAbuga he will sort you

@oti_vyke @WillyAbuga Much appreciated

There is a Peugeot with transmission issues, delays to shift & sometimes stalls. Please share a contact to a Peugeot specialist/workshop that is able to look into the vehicle and advise further Emphasis on Peugeot Specialist Please 🙏

@citizentvkenya dust

Comedian Njugush announces breakup with wife Celestine citizen.digital/article/comedi…

@Rashousmane dust

Njugush alidhani ni jokes kumbe Wakavinye ako serious akisema hivi😂😂 This was already a good red flag.

@Mfabias @WillyAbuga shared

@oti_vyke @WillyAbuga Could you kindly share the contact

BREAKING NEWS!!! Coworkers are NOT your friends! Avoid gossip, Don't brag, Do your job, Get paid, Go home. Brooooo, keep your private life to yourself.

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2018 RANGE ROVER SPORT PRICE: KSHS 6,500,000 CALL WHATSAPP 0701450208 3000cc, diesel Panoramic sunroof Full leather, Heated seats 360° Camera Parking sensors In Mint Condition 📍: RUNDA

@kahome_steve special fund before end of the week

Minimum amounts to get started with various investments in Kenya: 1. Money Market Fund - Ksh 1,000 2. T-bills - Ksh 50K 3. T-bonds - Ksh 50K 4. Offshore stocks & ETFs - $1(Ksh 130) 5. Nairobi Securities Exchange - cost of 1 share of your favorite stock 6. REITs - Ksh 5,000 7. USD MMF - $100 8. Eurobonds - $20K 9. Special funds - 250K - 500K Which asset are you adding to your portfolio in 2026?

@kahome_steve hahahaha old school investment ni shamba

Instead of using that 500K to buy another plot of land that will not generate any cash flows for you, why not explore other options? 500K in an infrastructure bond with a 13% yield will give you 65K per annum 500K in a special fund like Mansa X will earn you 88K in interest per annum (Mansa X has averaged 17.6% p.a over the last 5 yrs) 500K in a SACCO like Stima Sacco will earn you 60K in dividends from share capital or 47K from rebates on Savings. 500K in a dividend king like BAT will earn you 60K in dividend income per annum. Haya, endelea kujaza portfolio na tushamba in the middle of nowhere

@cheruiyotkb with 2.3 how much will one be earning for year of annual return of 10%

If salaried, each month you get paid, you should use 10 to 20% of your income to buy assets. Do this consistently for 10 years and you will be exceed your expectations. Assuming this percentage averages Sh 10,000—you will have Sh 120,000 in 12 months. In 10 years, it gives you Sh 1.2M without returns. If this investment gives you an annual return of 12%, your portfolio will be worth Sh 2.3M. Your hard work gave you Sh 1.2M and your smart compounding gave you Sh 1.1M.

@TheAbojani 950*30

How much money per month do you make without working? Be honest!

@ArapTilingi @WilliamsRuto wafanye 15% ndo tutulie

Hello President @WilliamsRuto, the roadside declaration to reduce VAT from 16% to 8% is not enough. We need a Gazette notice. Even PAYE should come down by 5% to cushion Kenyans from the higher cost of living because of higher pump prices.

what a time in the world

The decreed reduction in Value Added Tax on diesel, kerosene and petrol from 13% (as adjusted on April 14), to 8% (a 50% drop), raises some interesting questions.