Otta
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If your lamps don’t come with a cake consider switching to @brighterlamp
Over 5,000,000 lumens across these cakes
@cursor_ai @si_pbc @circlebackai 🤝
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@otta156 @brighterlamp I need some type of payment for how many sales I prob got y'all. how about we settle for a free lamp?
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Me and @mil000 signed a lease in the marina. I’m bringing 300,000 lumens from @brighterlamp and our logo wall will be painted on the kitchen wall
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Can they make this for hamsters? RIP Bartholomew 2/4/08 - 2/6/08
Pubity@pubity
Scientists have developed a pill that can extend the lifespan of dogs by literal years, and they're pushing to get it on the market by 2027. It's a daily, beef-flavored medication made specifically for senior dogs to keep them healthy as they age.
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i am sourcing a black truffle pig for a close friend of mine
he’s
*SF
*jewish
*very high income (1,000,000+ truffles/annum)
*herd minded/looks after the truffle fleet
*autistic, but in a fun way
Who’s on the market with a high producing truffle pig (spows, Spanish black pig, iberico)
Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃@runaway_vol
I am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine. She’s: - Palo Alto (formerly) - Stanford dropout - High IQ (lost >=$900M of other people’s money) - Family oriented (currently has two children she conceived before sentencing) - 39 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months of release - Gorgeous blonde with tiny black turtleneck and aristocratic baritone - Perverted, but in a disruptive healthcare way Who’s on the market?
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HBS grads when they can't find enough mom & pop hvac business to rollup:
Otta@otta156
New @partiful feature: Event roll ups Option to merge with nearby events for mega parties Imagine two beach bonfires happening nearby - roll up into one It’s time to launch M&A party season
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Overheard in Fillmore
Girl talking about The Party:
Friday will be cookies and blackout day all wrapped in one, in SF. There will be nothing like it!!!! Open up the fuckin’ party you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in the tenderloin - JUST WATCH!
Guy:
I’m sorry The Party is full
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This is one of the best things I've seen...
Every single person you encounter is fighting a battle that you know nothing about. One tiny action can create powerful ripples that extend far beyond yourself. Create more ripples.
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1 bitcoin price
April 8, 2026: $71,449
April 8, 2025: $77,518
April 8, 2024: $73,243
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Kit Kat gave one of its delivery trucks an SUV security convoy to deliver bars in Toronto.
The marketing team has officially squeezed out every last drop of attention from that 12-ton heist.
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@otta156 we get it otta lamps are doing well. dinner’s on you then?
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my friend misheard "effective altruists" as "cautious optimists" and i don't have the heart to correct him
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