Otta
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Scientists have developed a pill that can extend the lifespan of dogs by literal years, and they're pushing to get it on the market by 2027. It's a daily, beef-flavored medication made specifically for senior dogs to keep them healthy as they age.

I am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine. She’s: - Palo Alto (formerly) - Stanford dropout - High IQ (lost >=$900M of other people’s money) - Family oriented (currently has two children she conceived before sentencing) - 39 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months of release - Gorgeous blonde with tiny black turtleneck and aristocratic baritone - Perverted, but in a disruptive healthcare way Who’s on the market?

New @partiful feature: Event roll ups Option to merge with nearby events for mega parties Imagine two beach bonfires happening nearby - roll up into one It’s time to launch M&A party season











