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@dallasteslaclub Facts! As a cop, forced to drive numerous fords/dodges, feels like being a caveman everyday!

If you buy a new car in 2026 and it’s not a Tesla you’re objectively doing yourself a disservice.

@TXCyberDad I also can’t afford to quit being a police lieutenant or football coach, but I did just apply to our local Tesla location for part-time Advisor position!

I can’t afford to quit my construction project management job to become a Tesla Advisor (Tesla Car Salesman). So I had to settle on creating this 𝕏 account and advocating for the best robot vehicles I’ve ever owned.

@skylerity Hahaha… we wave to all others except for the one locally who has an anti-Elon sticker… imagine driving a CT and thinking poorly of Elon!

Getting real sick of these people in Cybertrucks not doing the headlight flash or wave back to me. I mean why even have the truck if you’re not gonna be cool?

@Nick86LGM @kale_abe @NevrEnoughX Actually, music cranked, left arm out the window, right arm on your girls thigh, allowing your car to handle the driving so you can concentrate on conversation, enjoy your coffee and experience the scenery in peace.

@kale_abe @NevrEnoughX Nothing Iike driving over a bridge to the beach in the summer. Arm out, music on, top off in a jeep.....

I no longer understand anyone buying any car other than a Tesla Where are you people living where driving is fun? Any decent city and traffic makes it unbearable Seems insane not to have self driving at this point

@emiliozetama @TeslaTravelstx @cybertruck I honestly don’t know… went with a super well reviewed detail shop and couldn’t be happier.

@ourEVlife @TeslaTravelstx @cybertruck You use 3M satin black or when for another brand?

She’s done!!!! It looks amazing! 3m satin black Ceramic tint 50 on the back 20 on the front 70 on the windshield Now into the accessories! @cybertruck deserves the finer things in life!

@GrayMatter_NEO @NevrEnoughX The CT hate is the best… dudes in Nissan Titans and Toyota Tacomas will be like “nice truck, fruitcake” hahahaha!!!

You know you’ve made it in life when people in exclusively shitty cars flip you off…

@dallasteslaclub 2025 CT and 2026 model 3 premium… as long as CT is being made, it will always be my next vehicle. Best consumer product of the last decade.

What Tesla do you drive, and what will be your next Tesla?

@Wodeshed This has to be clickbait… no one in 2026 can actually believe Tesla isn’t the best vehicle for a roadtrip of any mileage… it’s so good, we take our self driving car rather than airplanes! Arrive refreshed, stress free and with a vehicle to use while away!

@CourtAnne1225 The hate it receives is so much fun. Dudes in Nissan Titans and Toyota Tacomas be like “nice truck, homo” hahaha meanwhile our windows are so dark my wife and I straight up make love while the CT handles the driving!!!

@CourtAnne1225 That’s the best reason to own 1. Our CT drives my wife and I everywhere (so does our model 3, but CT is superior) our kids love it, it is literally as close to perfect as any vehicle I’ve owned. it’s the best consumer product of the last decade.

Y’all ever pass a cybertruck and try to get a peek at the driver to see if they look as stupid as their choice of vehicle or is it just me?

@Notwokenow Rubio

The more I see of Marco Rubio as Secretary of State, the more I think he would make an amazing President of the United States. Are you guys leaning more toward Rubio or Vance in 2028?

@3lectricBrawl I love pulling my CT into the gas station to get gas for my lawnmower.Yesterday, guy in his Nissan Titan just stared at me, I nodded, grabbed a few gallons and rolled…

Can’t imagine ever filing gas again. I charge my car for less than $4.59. $tsla

@trentsizemore I only use hurry or mad max depending on time of day. 6am commute most cars are 15-20mph over speed limit, MM keeps up, where hurry is just too slow. Regular driving, hurry is all we use.

Speed limit is 70. Truck accelerates slowly to 60 and no faster without an accelerator tap. It’s been like this for months across every FSD version. Accelerator taps are constant just to keep it going the speed limit. According to some people, I’m doing it wrong for not being in hurry mode… @Tesla_AI

@Mubarak_mubious Bottle water

what industry is entirely built on a house of cards and would collapse overnight if people realized the truth about it ??

@ChargePointnet 2 Evan’s, 1 home charger. Alternate every night, unless we plan on using a certain vehicle more than the other for some reason.

EV drivers who charge at home...Do you plug in every night or only when you're low?

@BTCBreadMan Sex is the only portion of a marriage like this… 1 partner can withhold sex, which is a need for others and has total control. Try withholding money, time, chores and see how it goes..

My wife lets me have sex with her about once a week on average. I don’t mean to seem unappreciative, but I’d really like to do it more often. Are there any highly effective ways to make this happen other than always asking nicely and saying thank you afterward?

@daltonbrewer How incredible FSD is for everyday life. Hitting self drive after a long shift and just cruising and ending up at home is a life hack like none other!

What’s the biggest thing the general public misunderstands about Tesla?

@positivecarry88 @NevrEnoughX Best consumer product since the I-phone. So simple, so different, but it’s almost perfect.

Why do people actually buy the Tesla Cybertruck… be honest

@DigitalDaisyX Cybertruck got the upgrade last night, model 3 still on 14.2.2.5

Who got the FsD 14.3.2 upgrade last night…. or are you stuck in 14.2.2.5 purgatory like me? 😂

@LamarMK Seriously curious why anyone would buy an EV that is not a Tesla?

Anybody that regrets buying an EV simply did not buy a Tesla. If you want the best, you've got to buy the best. And Tesla is the best. Once you experience the Supercharger network, the software updates, FSD, and the daily driving feel, every other EV instantly falls short. Have you ever owned a non Tesla EV? How did it compare?