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@JayDeeWriting Isn't this why Calvin got in trouble in Calvin and Hobbes

watched The Linguini Incident (d. Shepard, w. Brott, Shepard)

Year of Weeks #1: Week of Accumulation Monday, January 6th - Sunday, January 12th time to stockpile for winter. the theme this week is pure material amassment. make piles, accept all freebies, and for bonus points (there are no points) end the week with a new STASH of one thing

@GeologyTime Ugh don't do AI GTs

Because who wouldn’t want an amethyst tree🤩 AI Photo

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

@DrJEBall Roman coins actually evolved to spread via scatter hoarders and they rely on some coins caches not being recovered in the spring

A hoard of 126 #Roman gold aurei, buried in a small pot in Didcot (England) in the later C2nd AD. It was a lot of money - the coins represented over 10 years pay for an average Roman soldier - but why someone buried the coins but never recovered them is a mystery #Archaeology

Researchers estimate that Red-winged Blackbirds are the most abundant bird species in North America and, you know what, some days I can definitely see it

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”

The Equalizer movies rock because half of each movie is Denzel giving lectures to random people about how to be an upstanding member of the community and the other half is him being Jason Voorhees

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

@muffinlab *hesitating only when I notice a suspicious gender disparity in the planned "pyramid-builder" class*

anyways, now that the facism has creeped in, anyone wanna admit they want to follow me into the wilderness where will can begin to forge a new dawn for mankind

In Mission Impossible 3, Ethan’s cover job is working for the Department of Transportation so that when he talks about how “traffic has a memory” people get bored and stop asking questions, but that wouldn’t work on me. I would ask him so many questions he would have to kill me.

ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race

A bit of a dream achieved. One day in the Lower Amazon and I have ringed a Hoatzin. These are one of the most primitive birds in the world that is considered as being a step away from the archaeopteryx.

Androids do not use their tongues or teeth to speak. Many, therefore, build dioramas in their mouths, small realms of moss and crystal, space stations, cowboy towns

Stag-shaped vessel, Marlik style, made from burnished earthenware. Approximate date: 1900-1965 BC. Place of origin: Iran. Currently part of the Asian Art Museum collection.

I need the next @alamodrafthouse no talking ad to tell people that whispering is ALSO a kind of talking because some moviegoers and I have been having PHILOSOPHICAL DIFFERENCES about that

One of my favorite jokes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

People often reply to me with this American Psycho scene because I talk about small details in classic men's tailoring. But I'd like to suggest that this comparison is wrong and you should instead apply it to a different type of Twitter personality. 🧵