Sammy P

@WatchChad She's an idiot? Dude, you're a Blaze tv host.

Did anyone else know Alyssa Milano was this big of an idiot? I did. For a long time actually.

@laurenboebert @Alyssa_Milano @elonmusk Now do Ford.

.@Alyssa_Milano traded in her Tesla for a Volkswagen because she says @ElonMusk enables Nazis. Really quick history lesson below:

@jordanbpeterson @elonmusk Pretty sure you'll start whining soon about something most people don't give a sh*t about.

I'm back. Thanks @elonmusk

@AnthonyDzamefe Keith David.

Same Energy. Legends

@Tokyo_yo_yo @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk I've never encountered a more poorly constructed joke.

@oursenall @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk Because there are more than just me who benefits from many of the ideas that this man shares. In the same way your Twitter account is "oursenall" instead of "arsenal", given your preferred pronoun, "arse". Lol

@debbie_trumbley @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk Why don't you say "I" think...

@jordanbpeterson @elonmusk We still think you are a weak little man.

@Tokyo_yo_yo @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk Why don't you say "I've" missed you?

@jordanbpeterson @elonmusk Welcome back. We missed you!

@sassylawyer89 @Surfingcity @KariLake Nativity ?

@Surfingcity @KariLake “demand” a “new election”? Lmao. Like the audacity and the privilege mixed with nativity is just too much.😹😹

Have her reach out to the county and cure it by tomorrow!

@hodgetwins Yo guys, take a midol and relax.

MEN CAN’T HAVE PERIODS

@ksorbs @lavern_spicer How many members of Congress have had strokes. How many wear hearing aids? How many are 125 years old?

John Fetterman should not have been on that debate stage.

@hodgetwins Cool

Castro JR.

@EdwardTatro4 @BillFOXLA @FoxNews What free shit?

@BillFOXLA @FoxNews They are all smiles, free shit here we come.

NEW: Another huge group of several hundred migrants crossed illegally into Eagle Pass, TX this morning. We are seeing a big drop in Venezuelan migrants following new DHS policy to expel them, but still seeing enormous groups w/ lots of Nicaraguans, Cubans, & Colombians. @FoxNews

@TimRunsHisMouth Heard of taxes you doughnut you.

People who think Ukraine needs more money should send their own.

@TuckerCarlson Tucks , fuck with Chaka .. you done

The CDC is about to add the Covid vaccine to the childhood immunization schedule, which would make the vax mandatory for kids to attend school.

@dka67 @lavern_spicer Fuc* ups cost sometimes. U know this

@lavern_spicer Cool

@DelenoyGeronimo @TimRunsHisMouth Rather than addressing a non-jssue, learn to spell.

@TimRunsHisMouth Pedofiles

Why would an adult want to dress in drag to perform for children?

@CariKelemen @waxx411 Do you wonder if the fridge light stays on when close the door?

Is your phone screen black while you're talking to someone? h/t @waxx411

@charliekirk11 I like pizza.

To all the parents out there… At what age did you start having kids? Do you wish you would have started earlier or later? Do you wish you would have had more?

@Isabellecurve @michaeljknowles Read a newspaper.

I plan to eat the soup off that Van Gogh painting in London.