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Fatticus Inch

@owenhants

If you don't put the elephants in, you don't get real seconds. He/him/oi you

mostly in the kitchen Katılım Şubat 2010
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Fatticus Inch
Fatticus Inch@owenhants·
My dog is fluffy *daughter cuts dog's hair* My dog is fat
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Peter Mitchell
Peter Mitchell@_bezpilotnik·
Probably the worst thing about UK transphobia - besides, you know, the very historically familiar whipping up of conspiracist hatred against a vulnerable minority - is how *stupid* it is. This is utter drivel, nonsense, a profound insult to the intelligence of any intended reader
Tim Shipman@ShippersUnbound

This is a superb account of how the BBC was captured by the trans extremists and how a few brave souls risked cancellation to fight for impartiality and fair reporting

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Y@tinscognito__·
Corbyn’s manifesto included a promise to plant like a million trees and centrists wrote numerous exasperated tweets like “assume it takes one person 10 minutes to plant one tree, this ridiculous plan will take 4 billion years to complete! Why won’t he resign!”
Chłoddy@OfSymbols

Remember around 2017 when Corbyn would say stuff like “payday loans are bad” and the Guardian would publish earnest counter arguments completely unprompted.

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Congolesa Rice
Congolesa Rice@judeinlondon·
lol they were putting lead in the milk back then
coalhands@C0alhands

@Birdyword Connery is a couple months to a year older than Chalamet and Tim Holland here.

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Andy Ryan
Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan·
Wonka: I'm retiring Oompa Loompa HR manager: The factory will need a new CEO - I'll draw up a shortlist from our most experienced managerial staff Wonka: I want a randomly gathered group of 10yo arseholes
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Twonks
Twonks@twonkscomics·
Time for a Twonks clip show
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Twonks@twonkscomics·
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Fatticus Inch@owenhants·
@_bezpilotnik I guess this guy wants a Threads remake where some kids find a book on anarcho-capitalism and start grunting about Hoppe while shooting anyone who asks for a piece of the bread that they nicked earlier.
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Peter Mitchell
Peter Mitchell@_bezpilotnik·
Disappointed that they're doing a shitty remake of Threads? Thank the lord that Hell Comes to Frogtown, at least, remains sacred and inviolate youtube.com/watch?v=JUml88…
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The Goddamned Penguin
The Goddamned Penguin@who_shot_jgr·
writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words
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Andy Ryan
Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan·
Years ago my wife and I were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: "Can you shut up? You've got a very loud voice". I said: "My girlfriend has very poor hearing. Isn't that right?" And to her enormous credit she replied: "WHAT?"
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Peter Mitchell
Peter Mitchell@_bezpilotnik·
Actually very funny that journalistic circles and media platforms that've spent the past decade energetically legitimising Matt Goodwin have decided he's too much of a liability and/or too unpleasant to be around
The Spectator@spectator

Sometimes, a nickname comes along so excellently unkind that you know it’s going to stick. One such is “MattGPT” – which will, I suspect, follow former academic and failed Reform candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election Matt Goodwin to his grave. ✍️ Sam Leith Article | spectator.com/article/the-il…

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Velodus✨
Velodus✨@velodus·
They're calling it the most 2026 headline of all time
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Peter Mitchell
Peter Mitchell@_bezpilotnik·
me going to my enemies' lovely big party so I can be photographed shaking my head disapprovingly while they have a nice time
Julie Bindel@bindelj

#TransMission

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Twonks@twonkscomics·
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Fatticus Inch@owenhants·
Pouring one out for Ruth's cat.
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