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@Divine_Miss_Em I don't think any of the young women who Like my Comment about the typo. have actually read the book. Curious 🤔

@Divine_Miss_Em @AmazonUK I found a typo.. Page 64, last line, para. 3 - "th(r)ough a more tolerant prism.". I'm loving it! Everyone has funny family stories to tell but this is relentless 🥰

I wrote a book.. amazon.co.uk/dp/1473671361/… via @AmazonUK

How can I cancel my @freetobook reservation when the hotelier does not respond to text, phone or email notifications? I understood the reservation was cancellable until November 1st.

@ProfBillMcGuire Gobsh*te beanfeast; makes little impact.

@CostaCoconuts Impulsive

The World of Dame Maggie Smith Tonight @BBCRadio4 !?!?!?

@thatginamiller @bbclaurak Simple ratings war for autumn! Totally pointless. Absolute liar.

Hi @bbclaurak - Hear you're doing a 'spilling the beans' interview with lying Boris Johnson Could you ask him about the insanity of he and Dominic Cummings trying to illegally closing down Parliament/ proroguing for 5 weeks, so they could crashed out of the EU with NO DEAL! What did he think would've happen next, if I hadn't have stopped him!! How was he going to deal with the financial chaos of sterling falling reflecting a uniquely weird limbo state our country would have been in? The dislocation of EU nationals living in Britain and Brits living in the EU? n The international legal uncertainty? A period of isolation for the UK that could've lasted years! Had he completely lost all his marbles!!!

@MarinaHyde Sad for Kate, the State; shameful Public consumption.

My column on Kate’s video theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@petshopboys Brilliant closing set: costumes, light show, dancers & sounds! Well played @Lowetennant ❤️❤️

Pet Shop Boys’ @BBCRadio2 In The Park set will be broadcast in the UK on @BBCTwo TV at 10 pm BST this Sunday night, followed at 11:25 pm by a repeat of “Pet Shop Boys at the BBC”. Details at the links below. #Dreamworld #R2ITP #PetText

@BrookesTimes @thetimes In our dreams, @Feargal_Sharkey 😡

My cartoon Saturday @TheTimes. Prints available from timescartoons.co.uk

@BrookesTimes @thetimes In our dreams!! No chance - no room!!

Riotously superb @pandpsortof is touring again - cast announced.

@EdinburghTVFest @mrJamesGraham Excerpt played on @BBCRadio4 Profile bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/li…

It's been one week since @mrJamesGraham delivered his MacTaggart Lecture. You can now read the full lecture on Substack → bit.ly/JamesGrahamMacT Or watch on YouTube (link below) ↓

@BrookesTimes @thetimes But much, much less amusing!

My cartoon Friday @TheTimes. Prints available from timescartoons.co.uk

@richardjonbaker @sdavidjoseph @charlie_ryall @RhysTees @AlanBRichardson @PhoebeLoveday This is great news, @richardjonbaker & @AlanBRichardson !! Break a Leg.

We have a beautiful cast! @sdavidjoseph @charlie_ryall @RhysTees @AlanBRichardson @PhoebeLoveday #BartleyBooz

@SophieEB Is that a "flick - ball - stamp" but without the ball, @SophieEB ? 😄

Which leg do you think is fitter? The one that always kicks or the one which supports the kicking? 🤣 My signature move 💃

Cntl-X Cntl-V 🪦 Larry Tesler, who showed Steve Jobs around Xerox PARC, dies aged 74 appleinsider.com/articles/20/02…

Lovely, quirky Geordie friend of friends, @laurenpattison, who we met at Cambridge Junction, currently at @edfringe, has a series starting exclusively tonight on @BBCRadio4 at 23:15 and later on @BBCSounds - 'Tom & Lauren Are Going Oot!' bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m…

@JorgensenAstrid Your Mother!

MY GIRL IS BACK. QUEEN CELINE

Plenty of sour grapes & sniping at the #Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony What the ✖️ did we expect? 🙄