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Idle hotel rooms. Idle quantum compute. Same problem. Same solution. @quipnetwork puts unused quantum capacity to work routing it to builders, researchers, and institutions instead of letting it sit there doing nothing. And with a real estimated timeline for when quantum breaks.

@YulEdochie Real men put their home together, they don't run away to find solace from outsiders/strange women. When real mean talk, you should shut up.

Stop blaming women for being women. Learn to be a real man.

@YulEdochie Nothing abeg.

2027, TINUBU or nothing.

@vanguardngrnews LOL...take clay mould a perfect man for yourself aunty.

I’m still single because I haven’t met the right man – Tacha vanguardngr.com/2026/04/im-sti…

@SoEdunOkanESita @PoliceNG @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @Brightgoldenboy @aleeygiwa @PoliceNG_CRU @KogiPoliceNG @OgunPoliceNG @OfficialDSSNG This should serve as a lesson to other Jagaban bandits. Praise BAT from morning till night, when Nigeria happens to you, he will abadon you.

If it were to be Nigerian politicians children that were kidnapped since Monday 13 April 2026, is this how the Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @Brightgoldenboy @aleeygiwa @PoliceNG_CRU @KogiPoliceNG @OgunPoliceNG and other security agencies @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @BTOofficial @nigimmigration @HQNigerianArmy @NigAirForce would be dragging feet? For 6 days now that my youngest sister and other passengers on their way to Abuja were kidnapped in Kogi State, none of the victims has been rescued nor released! The one they claimed they rescued alleged that he escaped, not rescued. Do you mean Nigeria @NigeriaGov @NGRPresident that has a president @officialABAT will sit idle and watch my sister and other victims k!lled? How do I raise the 100 million naira the kidnappers are demanding from me? President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT, my sister and others must not d!e in kidnappers den. You are also a father. Give this the attention you will give it if they were to be your children. I will not be consoled. @AmnestyNigeria @amnesty @amnestyusa @AmnestyUK @realDonaldTrump @SenTedCruz @JDVance @WhiteHouse @netanyahu @UN @NICKIMINAJ @RepRileyMoore @Keir_Starmer.

@MobilePunch APC no dey accept governors again? lol

𝗕𝗮𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝗴𝗼𝘃 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝗣𝗖 𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 60/40 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/bauchi-gov-can…

@Glory9Glory Na who give up fuck up. God will restore him back all he has lost. Since APC came to Nigeria, it has always been bad news.

My husband still regrets coming back to Nigeria 2019 to visit his family, He was kidnapped that same year, was later released after paying huge amount of ransom which affected his traveling back , When we think, things are getting better again for him to go back, His elder brother was kidnapped,ransom was demanded , Hubby sold all his resources and assets just for his released because his four kids was still very young and the wife, But even after the ransom was paid, he was still killed, no body to retrieve, At the same time, hubby lost everything to them,and was also in so much debit which has been cleared by God's grace Instead of staying without anything, he decided to borrowed little money and get second hand Keke which he is managing now but has been in a bad shape since last week So to the f@@l that was calling me an Igbo beggar just because I committed on a giveaway, may Nigeria happen to u too This was my husband before Nigeria happened to him and now 🙏🙏🙏

@dipoaina1 250 million votes sure for the weyre. I swear.

If you believe President Tinubu will score above 11 million votes in this coming 2027 election, gather here 🙋🏾‍♂️

@Chefdoo95 Uncompleted building.

What do You See?

@MasterBolaji Naira strengthens from #700 in 2023 to #1342 in 2026. Naira dey strengthen backwards weyre.

Naira strengthens to N1,342.5/$ Welldone Cardoso.

@mr_cbillionaire Go to Area 1, Abuja. You go test kilishi belleful, just buy chill bottle water because your eyes go see pepper.

what is this called in your place ?

@MobilePunch Lol, he go sup

𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐀𝐏𝐂 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐮 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/kano-apc-denie…

@Theoladeledada We go join hand with the ADC primaries winner, chase ebola away from Aso rock.

What if Peter Obi doesn’t win the primaries at ADC. What will you do?

@tvcnewsng Judge Bala, pls join APC.

Your ‘Suya’ Convention Invalid, Bala-Led ADC Tells David Mark Faction Read more: tvcnews.tv/your-suya-conv… #adc

@OfficialPDPNig INEC chairman Amapiano right now;

NOTIFICATION OF SUBSISTING JUDGMENT OF COURT AFFIRMING EXPULSION OF SENATOR SAMUEL N. ANYANWU FROM THE PEOPLES DEMOCRATIC PARTY @OfficialPDPNig AND DEMAND FOR THE COMMISSION TO CEASE RECOGNIZING HIM AS NATIONAL SECRETARY OF THE PARTY.

@emmaikumeh If Peter Obi gets the ADC ticket, they better not add you Emma to any committee, you've been moving like a saboteur since PDP's melt down.

If Atiku gets the ADC ticket, most of Peter Obi's media boys will collect gigs from Tinubu and work for him. Lessons.

@Arewa_Source You'll are united in stupidity defending a dead Arab man.

@SoEdunOkanESita We should do fund raising for kidnappers? You're not serious. Why not call on Jagaban army?

Good morning, sir/ma From all we are getting, we need to gather ransom and negotiate down the amount the kidnappers are demanding with the kidnappers. They are demanding ₦100 million naira. Please, I beg people of goodwill to help us to raise funds, choose any trusted person or persons to do the negotiation, collect the money, and make the payment on my sister's behalf. Please, Sir Dickson @Wizarab10, and other well wishers should please help us. I will work with the person or persons you choose by providing them with all the necessary information they need. I am not putting out my account details for fund raising nor negotiation. I will work with whoever you choose to do these. All that is important is that my sister should be rescued alive. Almost every other victim is raising ransoms already. We are the only one without a kobo at hand. Please, sir/ma, help us to save the life of my sister. She has been in the harsh and harrowing custody of the kidnappers since Monday, 13 April 2026. All the kidnappers ask me each time they call is if I do not want my sister alive? Please help us to give this the widest publicity and support. Help us to tag everyone who will help us. May you not lose your loved ones in this harrowing state. Thank you, sir/ma. @davido @PeterObi @victorosimhen9 @boniface_jrn @DONJAZZY @adekunleGOLD @DangoteGroup @AlikoDangote @DangoteCement @realFemiOtedola @TonyElumeluFDN @TonyOElumelu @AmnestyNigeria @amnesty @amnestyusa @AmnestyUK @TunjiDisu1 @CspIniedu @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @BTOofficial @aleeygiwa @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @PoliceNG @Olamide0fficial @KwankwasoRM @atiku @BolajiADC @officialABAT @NGRPresident @NigeriaGov @aonanuga1956 @instablog9ja @AishaYesufu @GazetteNGR

@MkoTheComedian Bros I wan give you gig, but na 1,700 I get to pay you. Make I bring?

How much dem pay you ? 🌚

@PBATMediaCentre Na stastics we go chop?