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Oyster Wallace

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I swear that baby's got a mind of its own

Katılım Temmuz 2022
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maisie@pierogilover01·
wow!
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Oyster Wallace@oysterwallace·
Keep my ex-wife's name out your fucking mouth!
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Oyster Wallace@oysterwallace·
If/when this body of work sees light of day in a streaming format, the virality of its clips will infect not only the feeds but the manneristic language of its viewers. People's communication and cognition will be increasingly hampered by a mush mouth lf "quotables" and "isms."
Goph@thegoph

@dodgonkulator @cringe_genius

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Good things come to those who clamor and grovel
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passive peter@w0rldmap·
They’re calling this the best standup joke ever told
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I have a lot to offer the world through my streetwear brand
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They say terrorists just try to instill fear in the population? Bitch, they kill people!
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Oyster Wallace@oysterwallace·
Master is teaching me the way of the dodo...
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fenlon@1fenlon·
resisting the urge to purchase the Fenlon Watch
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Which Italian Brainrot character is getting the best head?
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Oyster Wallace@oysterwallace·
I don't know what you guys are worrying about. I, for one, love bread and I easily make friends when standing in lines!
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shaumbé
shaumbé@SHAUMBE·
@irviewurvy stole from a museum, vandalized a billboard, robbed a bank, said slurs, ruined the premiere of star wars, made a counterfeit fortune cookie. just the tip of the iceberg
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shaumbé@SHAUMBE·
matt johnson milkshake duck nooooooo
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