definitely not a fed

@HardDriveMag im literally guts from berserk and no, i'm not cosplaying we're just that similar to each other LOL

@waywardGodhead @localArchy -drinking milk -having a good nights sleep -the ok sign 👌 -disliking body odor have all been called racist/white supremacist. no one cares anymore

@localArchy Right wing fashy nerds do this thing where they claim terms like "fascism" and "nazi" are overused and therefore don't actually mean anything when they are (often correctly) called those things. I feel like ppl are doing it with pedophile now coz they happen to be that often also

how a cake has any relation with pedophilia?

@Howlingmutant0 why are they all overweight?

Trick question they are all perfect

its truly unfortunate but the 4chan “>be me” format is the greatest advancement in comedic storytelling since the invention of the slide show

@MarcelMarbra @USER223545 @Germania_Freyja i wasn't talking hypotheticals, that was a real case that happened in hamburg

@p5k000 @USER223545 @Germania_Freyja No, as I said, in reality you wouldn't get jail time for that. It's a fine of maybe €200-500. It's like speeding. You probably won't get fined for defamation online. I've even reported people for defamation myself (1/2).

EU mogs US every single time 🇪🇺

@ShitpostRock2 this is what the thalmor took from you

@MarcelMarbra @USER223545 @Germania_Freyja In Germany you can get probation for rape, but jail time for insulting said rapist

@USER223545 @Germania_Freyja Nonsense. To be arrested in Germany, you literally have to shoot someone in the head in front of a judge. Seriously, what kind of legal basis could that have? You're arrested as a suspect either if you're a danger (you just murdered someone) or if you're homeless.

@KlauVo @KernNiko @Science_Diskurs Ich wette es ist der Fall wo eine Frau länger in den Knast musste als ein Vergewaltiger, weil sie ihn beleidigt hat.

@KernNiko @Science_Diskurs 😳 Und was ist dann erst die irrste Story??

Das ist die zweit irrste Story, die ich je gehört habe: > Inder raubt weißen Teenager aus > Sticht ihn ab > Polizei kommt > Inder schreit die Rassismus Karte > Polizei verhaftet daraufhin den sterbenden Briten, statt zu helfen > Brite blutet in Handschellen aus

@Joesmoe_3000 @ShadowbanSlam @jlippincott so what if LLMs decide to fire all the white people? at least we owned the libs

@ShadowbanSlam @jlippincott Joining or identifying with leftist is such troon behavior. I hope they get you.

"Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. You did NOT get permission to invent a new technology. This is Not Okay."

@soymax41 looks like they're banned from equestria

@ShitpostRock2 watame did nothing wrong here

Don't let this collab distract you from the fact she bought a fucking monkey

@Bluescat227 actually if you made it so you need two hands to open it, it might be legal to carry in germany

Type of stuff they were making in the Holy Roman Empire to get around sword bans

@rinderwahner @SchlinglSchlang E=mc^2 und so

@SchlinglSchlang Das Wort, dass Du suchst heißt "Gewicht".

Hab ich zu viel Energie für euch ?

@escraig724 @SoveyX ah yes why have discrete urinals when you can have a urintegral

@SoveyX We're fine

Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?

@User12441141413 @BAMFBasar @m3m3z1ll4 danke merkel

@BAMFBasar @m3m3z1ll4 wie jetzt private atombomben sind verboten

§ 307 StGB „Herbeiführen einer Explosion durch Kernenergie“ Verbot privater Atombomben (mindestens 5 Jahre Haft) § 46 StVO „Parken für Blinde“ Blinde Menschen dürfen bis zu 3 Stunden auf Anwohnerparkplätzen parken § 1314 BGB „Eheaufhebung bei Bewusstlosigkeit“ Es ist möglich, die Ehe aufzuheben, wenn du zum Zeitpunkt der Eheschließung Bewusstlos warst. § 35 StGB „Entschuldigender Notstand“ Du darfst jemanden töten um Gefahr für Leben, Leib oder Freiheit von dir oder Nahestehenden abzuwenden. Klassisches Beispiel: Rettungsboot-Fall § 34 StGB vs. § 35 StGB bei Nötigungsnotstand Du darfst jemanden töten, der gerade jemanden im Notstand töten will § 90 StGB „Verunglimpfung des Bundespräsidenten“ Beleidigung des Bundespräsidenten kann bis zu 5 Jahre Haft bedeuten (Majestätsbeleidigung) § 218 StGB „Abtreibung“ Abtreibung ist grundsätzlich strafbar, Straftat gegen das Leben seit 1871, nur unter Beratung und Frist straffrei, aber nie legal bzw. ist rechtswidrig § 1313 BGB „Eheaufhebung bei Rückkehr des Totgeglaubten“ Die neue Ehe kann angefochten und aufgehoben werden, wenn ein für tot erklärter Ehepartner plötzlich wieder auftaucht § 961 BGB Wenn dir als Imker, deine Bienen abhauen und du sie nicht verfolgst, gehören sie dir nicht mehr. § 962 BGB Imker darf fremde Grundstücke betreten, um seinen Bienenschwarm zu verfolgen § 1593 BGB „Vaterschaft nach Tod des Ehemanns“ Ein Kind, das innerhalb von 300 Tagen nach dem Tod des Ehemanns geboren wird, gilt automatisch als sein Kind

@DigitalEU @EU_Commission i think this might be a more accurate slogan for the EU

🎙️Words are power. On World Press Freedom Day, we celebrate those who use their words to inform & empower. With key initiatives, the @EU_Commission safeguards free & independent media - the backbone of our democracies. Learn more: link.europa.eu/krMmdh

@mikitaposts Since when is berlin in greece?

Coding this into Turkish websites and making them do land acknowledgments to Greeks

@hagarchive @SaadInCyber and it is well known that people act differently to hypothetical scenarios when their lives are in actual danger

@SaadInCyber 58% of 100k is considered an overwhelming majority statistically lol

If it came this close in a twitter poll, you can absolutely bet your ass that red button wins in real life.

@habakukkk @And_is_the but red lost the poll so the toddler lives. so it's a win for red pressers, since everybody gets to live but they didn't have to risk their lives

@And_is_the I’d say losing your toddler is kind of a loss.

Fym ">loses" red is literally the "you can't possibly lose" button

@_Helex_ @MuggySneed @AdmiralAegis why risk your life for people who can't rotate an apple in their head?

@MuggySneed @AdmiralAegis Blue will always be the logical answer - if everyone picks blue - there’s not a chance of anyone dying - if everyone picks red, they did it knowing that everyone who didn’t, gets killed. Why you you pick the one the only saves one side?

Choosing blue is suicide, so choosing red can't be murder.