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Yet again, the Pimple on the Arsehole of World Airports Award™ goes to @manairport. What a fricking farce.

Political advisors are so transparent. “Go for a run, show your youth and vigour, it’ll poll well”. Ridiculous.

Ah my fucking god - the new instagram update makes the app borderline unusable. Seriously, tapping on the right side of the screen and making the ad full screen (or worse, launching a site) is an absolutely dick move and stories are now borderline unviewable.

Few things in life work out better than a quality Reuben in the sun.

@clarabeepbeep Wherever. You. Are. Don’t make me tap the sign.

@pabloscouse Yeah I'm not in Liverpool so no x

Take a picture in the mirror if you've just arrived to your dinner reservation and the restaurant was closed because the kitchen had caught fire #Yippeeeee #FuckinStarving #Its8pmOnASaturdayWhatNow

@LGUK come on, this is outrageous. Watching Netflix and get an on-screen pop-up banner on my G4 advertising some fight on DAZN? That’s completely unacceptable.

Anyone remember when the Big Tasty was big and tasty?

This is satire, surely. Yesterday he was on the verge of joining Ajax?

This would be my download outfit if I decide to go 🤔

Great to see @LPL_Airport topping the most punctual airport on top of already winning UK’s best airport. Smashing it and doing us proud. Now…runway extension and some transatlantic flights and we’ll be properly in business!

What a final. @Magician147 what a gentleman at the end. Phenomenal run to get to the end and 17/17? Incredible finale.

Car had to go back to @tesla today for an out-of-warranty repair. The issue was fixed inside of 30 minutes of arrival, on a public holiday, and fully funded by their “goodwill” pot. Flawless. This is how car service should be done!

@rebekkarnold Honestly why is this so hard for the board to understand? Dya reckon he wants to leave and that’s why they’re desperate for a replacement? Otherwise it makes no sense.

Here’s an idea, keep Alisson Becker.

@samsheffer @Waymo Honestly one of the coolest (and most reliable) things I’ve ever experienced in SF. Completely awesome.

no words, just vibes @Waymo

@clarabeepbeep Title Case. Love It.

Imma keep it real with you Chief... I Do Not Own A Iron In My Flat

@rebekkarnold They’ll defo take you seriously with your fantasy football results 😉

Chelsea I am available, my experience is a decade on and off playing football manager, I will take a 6 year contract.

Honestly what a fucking payday it is to be a mediocre manager for a few weeks these days hahahaha so unserious.

@clarabeepbeep 🫠

@pabloscouse I get them daily unfortunately lmao

Omg deleteeeee!!!

@clarabeepbeep @mi4hm Does that like…actually just happen? Madness.

@mi4hm He sent me a unsolicited dick pic today so I'm made up she cheated tbf

Hey there wonderful people of @Mozilliondotcom ! Can I ask if you have any plans to launch an Apple Watch plan in the future?