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@princess_kim_k Weirdass Nipples

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@FBIDirectorKash How about investigating Epstein's ranch in New Mexico where I'm sure more bodies will be found

FBI was proud to join our partners announcing a major breakthrough in a decades old cold case out of Texas… the infamous “Texas Killing Fields” case, where the bodies of dozens of murdered women and young girls were discovered in a League City field near Houston from the 1970’s through 1990’s. James Dolphs Elmore Jr. is in custody and has been indicted for his alleged role in the deaths of 16-year-old Laura Miller and 30-year-old Audrey Cook, two of the women whose bodies were found in 1986. Thank you to @FBIHouston, partners in Galveston, and Texas law enforcement for the great work. This is the second major decades-old cold case the FBI has helped solve in a matter of weeks - as our investigative teams and in-house Investigative Genetic Genealogy (IGG) team continue to do outstanding work with partners 24/7. These women and their families deserve justice. This FBI will never stop working to deliver it. More to come.

Today is April 2nd, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@ScottJenningsKY Um, ITS THE PEOPLE'S HOUSE NOT HIS!! ALLOWING PRIVATE DONATIONS FROM BILLIONAIRES MIGHT BE A PROBLEM WHEN THE DOJ HAS TO FILE AN ANTI TRUST LAWSUIT YOU DIPSHIT

I simply cannot understand why people are so angry about a ballroom that future Presidents will enjoy and is 100% privately funded. President Trump could save a kitten from a tree and it would still be a scandal.

@MysterySolvents I just lost two pilots their Army Careers. So fucking stupid they did this wasting tax payer money

What is the hit song on this Kid Rock album?

@WhiteHouse What church do you attend on Sunday? Oh that's right? OUR LADY OF I FUCK LITTLE GIRLS

President Trump will never waver in protecting and celebrating faith and religious liberty. This Holy Week, the Trump administration honors the Christian faith with several events at the White House leading up to the blessed holiday of Easter. 💛🇺🇸

@JDVance Hey JD is he going to investigate all of the fraud your buddy @DonaldTrump has committed? The fake watches? The fake phones? The crypto currency? The trading cards? Asking for a friend

Glad to swear in my friend Colin McDonald today. He will do big things in this new job and ensure that no fraud against the taxpayer is too big or too small to prosecute.

@camskattebo5 God doesn't like you and is ashamed of you you vile piece of shit

Thank you everyone for the support!! Surgery went well. I just want to thank the city of Philly for taking the best care of me. Every moment I spent in the hospital with family and friends I felt loved and supported in every way❤️ thank you to the doctors, surgeons, and staff that did their best work on me. This is just the beginning of my journey and I can’t wait to show you guys all about it!!! GOD has a plan for me , stick the course and it will all work itself out , BRB 🫡 #LFG

@camskattebo5 You are a fucking idiot. I watched my beautiful mama struggle to fucking Breath because of asthma. You worthless piece of shit I hope you have a short career because of head injuries and when you start having symptoms because of CTE ill just say DONT FUCKING CARE

I recently did an interview and had a lapse in judgment, which resulted in me making a tasteless joke about CTE and asthma. It was never my intention to downplay the seriousness of head injuries or asthma. I sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by my remarks, and I assure you that I’ll be more mindful and respectful going forward. Much love !!!

@Badhombre Wtf. There is no California state university East Bay. Lmfao. Put down the Crack pipe and step away slowly

Please explain to us, with details, how Donald Trump forced you to have sex with a Chinese honeypot spy in a janitor’s closet on the campus of California State University East Bay, and divulge classified information to her from 2012 through 2015.

Wins the internet today.

@elonmusk You're weird.

@BostonByBirth I'm so sorry for your loss. I miscarried and then couldn't have children and I often wonder what my daughter would have been like. JC is beautiful

My son died. I know he didn't contribute anything to mankind — he was only two months old — but I like to believe he was destined to do something good for humanity. It's been a while since his death, and I hate to dwell on it so publicly, but I wanted you to know him.

@JDVance You're so full of shit and the whole trump family is based on fraud.

For far too long, illegal alien fraudsters and criminals have been allowed to scam Americans out of their hard-earned tax dollars. That stops now. Colin McDonald will be a key asset to the DOJ and the President's War on Fraud. nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-…

@EnvoyNoem Change your title sweetie. And get ready to get prosecuted for the millions you stole from the American people. That 4 Grand you spent on hair and makeup for your horsey commercial - HUGE WASTE OF MONEY!!! YOUR SOUL IS UGLY AND NO MAKEUP CAN FIX THAT

It has been an honor and a privilege to serve as the 8th Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. I want to thank President Trump for entrusting me to lead the department leading the fight to Make America Safe Again. In one year, the patriots at DHS delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., located 145,000 unaccompanied children, delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion, and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard. As Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, I will build on the years of national security expertise I forged during my time as Secretary of Homeland Security, Governor of South Dakota, and Congresswoman on the House Armed Services Committee.

@lady_valor_07 No 40 is not enough. I bet you didn't even stack your plates at the end of dinner. Cheap bastards

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@karolineleavitt You are a pathological liar and are doomed for a life of pain. Maybe your child will be born with its brain outside its skull then you'll know heartache

My heart can’t handle this 😭

@DHSgov @ICEgov The AMERICAN TAXPAYER WANTS IT'S 220 MILLION FOR THOSE STUPID COMMERCIALS BACK!!!!

The men and women of @ICEgov are Patriots. While Democrats continue to jeopardize the safety, reliability, and efficiency of our air travel system, President Trump is taking decisive action—deploying ICE officers to support airports being adversely impacted.

@Tonysmarkettips Superbowl winning catch of course. It was his only catch in the game

What’s your favorite John Taylor moment?

@MaryLTrump I met him at a Pride event and was happy to vote for him. After seeing his record in the Senate and his support of war Criminal Bibi Netanyahu I'm done and will never vote for him again. Huge disappointment

There is literally no excuse for John Fetterman. He has betrayed every single person who's voted for him. Seriously, Fetterman, resign or switch parties.