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@darkdwarf Isn't AI amazing

I posted the 2nd image earlier. The first is the original 1987 version, created by @padgeuk using the power of the Liverpool University computing dept. Good to see that we're now using a global network of artificial intelligence on pocket size devices for the same old laughs 🤣

@elonmusk That was 2016. I felt the same back then. Not so sure now

@elonmusk Self driving bomb?

The whole Tesla senior team is investigating this matter right now. Will post more information as soon as we learn anything. We’ve never seen anything like this.

@elonmusk Brexit means Brexit Proven tactic. Works like a charm.

True

@darkdwarf How does that work then?

Our Smoking Dragon! 🐲

@elonmusk Is it dojo?

Video of the inside of Cortex today, the giant new AI training supercluster being built at Tesla HQ in Austin to solve real-world AI

@elonmusk Elon mate, you have turned into a bellend. Have a work with yourself

How is this even real?

@richardosman Turns out it was written by Sam Fonteyn who also did Ski Sunday

@richardosman This is the greatest theme tune. Please Sir. It's got everything from the school bell to the comedy trombone youtu.be/bBf37MmV9_E?si…

@elonmusk SpaceX dinner plates! Got to be done

Not a difficult prediction! We will have this nailed for next flight.

@ChesterRaces How about honorary lifetime membership, or issue him a special badge or something.

@ChesterRaces my father has been going to chester races for 70 YEARS. Yes 70. He has been to every meeting every year, and has been a member for most of that time. He is in his 90s now and still goes. I think it would be great publicity for you to recognise this some way.

@LivEchonews Check in desk person just told me it's because air traffic control has been hacked

BREAKING: Live updates as Liverpool Airport power failure grounds flights liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…

@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk It will have 2 falcon 9s, on the sides. Detach at 60 then fly home back to you house. Simple really.

Mate Rimac (CEO of Rimac and Bugatti) on @elonmusk saying Tesla's new Roadster will be able to hit 0-60 mph in under 1 second: "It is possible with thrusters; We did the simulation. Problem is, you release the air in two to three seconds and then you have a lot of dead weight that you are carrying around (tanks, compressor, valves, nozzles etc.)," Rimac continues. "Same with fans—they just give you more grip but you need something like 30,000 newton-meters on the wheels to accelerate below one sec 0-100 km/h, which means you need massive motors, inverters, gearboxes, driveshafts, etc. Rimac also notes that the car has to be "super light." "So thrusters are really the only way to go," he says. "But they bring a lot of downsides as well." Source: facebook.com/mate.rimac/pos…

@mostly_grumpy Also checking land registry to see if they have done an equity release

Catherine, hiding her phone from William

@elonmusk Just for a laugh build a giant one that can lift a car

Going for a walk with Optimus

@MilMileBattery @elonmusk Only work around is MCU reboot

@MilMileBattery @elonmusk It's a known tesla issue. They won't fix it. Car has signal but can't join tesla network for validation.

@iliketeslas @elonmusk @JonErlichman What do you mean, "was"? 😂

@elonmusk @JonErlichman It was a wild ride 😅

Value today of $100 invested 10 years ago: Tesla: $2,189 Adobe: $1,154 Eli Lilly: $1,064 Netflix: $1,030 Apple: $992 Microsoft: $944 Meta: $691 Mastercard: $660 Domino’s Pizza: $616 Alphabet: $593 Visa: $543 Salesforce: $483 Costco: $479 Home Depot: $428 Sony: $398 Nike: $310 McDonald’s: $299 JPMorgan: $284 Starbucks: $266 FedEx: $231 Walmart: $216 American Express: $215 Coca-Cola: $157 Disney: $136

@PicturesFoIder Traditional cornish pasties have carrots in them