Elizabeth
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. 🥰
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bi*ch."
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Some days are about just being happy that I'm sober 👊
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Howdy good people! If you enjoy my posts and want to help me out please comment on as many as you can. The new algorithm works off comments. Likes hardly count . In order for people to see my posts I need comments. Just put a monkey or something please
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@chrisggood @TeslaBoomerMama Went to GROK, learned where to go to find out information at my investment firm. Looked at pre qualification… answered my questions! Thank you for your guidance!
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@TeslaBoomerMama i wonder if any of us long term tesla shareholders are “certain other designated individuals”🤩
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Despite being a long term investor, I've never been able to participate in an actual IPO Tomorrow is my birthday....so you're telling me there is a chance? “At our request, the underwriters have reserved [redacted] percent of the shares of Class A common stock … for sale, at the initial public offering price, to employees of the Company and certain other designated individuals.” $SPCX
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It's gonna be a long long day
Forte dei Marmi, Tuscany 🇮🇹 English
You're at a restaurant, The bill is $72 - how much are you tipping? Be honest.
I'm trying to prove a point.
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17 years sober today.
By the grace of God and the people in these rooms, I haven’t had to pick up a drink or a drug in seventeen years.
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@street_trashed Wow Kel, that’s great news! Keep up the good work!
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even though i turned my life around, i still think the consequences of my actions will come back to haunt me. i mean, my addiction torments me every day anyway 😂 but nope. just had my biannual liver scan and it's still stable. always gonna have cirrhosis, but it's doing ok 🙌🏻
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@AmandaSober2026 My understanding of Amends is that others do not have to accept my amends.
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Since I died of a cocaine overdose and was 86 degrees, 9 day coma, 2 strokes….
Learnt to walk again, feed myself again. All the things. Wowwweeee
And guess what? I healed & stayed sober… talk about a slowwww recovery.
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@USATRUMPMAN1 (( I think it means) “ have a good day” or it could mean “ live life to the fullest”??
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What does the Latin phrase Carpe Diem mean ?
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Friday Sober Check-In 🙌
I bet we can stack 100,000+ total days sober in this thread today.
Whether you're starting out on day 1 or 10 years in, drop a reply and let us know how your sober journey's going.
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Cleaning out my mother's things today and I hit the jackpot—a whole cache of what I can only assume are the tiniest spoons in existence. I've spent the last hour trying to figure out their purpose, and I'm genuinely baffled. 🤔
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