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@onlyyou_5510 127

Brain test 98% failed

@Matt_Pinner Captain Bird’s Eye Captain Pugwash

Name a famous captain

@Nugent4nil @asda Difficult to ascertain size without something close by to add context

Just bought this egg from @asda first of all look at the size of it. Secondly absolutely no mention of Easter, we are supposedly a Christian nation. Thirdly, and personally most importantly, it’s not even bloody chocolate 😤 I’m going to write to my MP and boycott the shop!

@m_jones_1797 Wasn’t aware that Religion is now a race, I always thought it was a belief system

By all means boycott Cadbury, and others, because of their use of palm oil in ‘milk’ chocolate, it hurts dairy farmers, drives deforestation and gives a lower quality product. But if you’re peddling the racist ‘Easter is banned’ nonsense’, then do be quiet theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

@LagomProphet @hwinkler4real Where is it happening?

@hwinkler4real If its not happening then why is anyone upset at the prospect of banning it?...... (psst because it IS happening)

Never happened at one of the 4 schools I attended . DID it happen at yours ?? For real ?

@Matt_Pinner I’d Rather not thank you

One word..

@MbarkCherguia Despite the grammar and spelling errors within the question, the answer is 2 because it doesn’t state the children or grandchildren attended the picnic with them

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@joni_askola That’s one hell of an assumption that strategic planning was involved in the decision to attack Iran

The US launched a war in Iran without preparing for the predictable oil shock. It is now forced to lift sanctions on both Russia and Iran just to stabilize the market. It is a textbook example of catastrophic strategic planning. Trump is an idiot!

@BetsyBasset @itvnews William the Conqueror led a military campaign into Scotland, culminating in the Treaty of Abernethy. This treaty saw the Scottish King Malcolm III "Canmore" pay homage to William

@itvnews Why is this sh** on stv?

King Harold’s forced march to Battle of Hastings ‘implausible’ itv.com/news/meridian/…

@Rainmaker1973 Working only 40 hours per week would be a dream

Have you?

@AZ_Brittney Yes, regardless of who it brings down

Simple Yes or No? ✋

@Lynneth1000000 @MartinSLewis Give it a rest, it’s a hypothetical question

@MartinSLewis Haven’t you got better things to be getting on with? Isn’t this down to the person whose will it is to decide? I thought you helped people, not be a click bait king.

Today’s Poll: If a couple had two adult children - one financially very successful and one struggling - should their Will leave their estate 50-50, or divide it more based on need? Which comes CLOSEST to your view in this hypothetical?

@astraiaintel @beingcreative70 It’s Strait not Straight

BREAKING: FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!! 🇪🇺🇫🇮🇺🇸🇺🇦 STUBB: EUROPE TO PROVIDE TRUMP SUPPORT WITH THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IF AMERICA AGREES TO PROVIDE THE NECESSARY SUPPORT TO UKRAINE THIS IS THE WAY

@HeidiOCanada Maybe all three in equal measures

I’m trying to decide if he’s senile, evil, or dumb as a turnip.

@gadget_phoenix @Midge1415 Listen to the video

@Midge1415 Are you sure this is how Donald Krasnov Trump is calling him ?

Notice how Trump repeatedly refers to Barack Obama as Barack Hussein Obama? I’ve never heard him call Starmer Keir Rodney Starmer, or Joe Biden Joseph Robinette Biden. Funny that, eh?

@timiostheos @Ofra26255482 @OccupyDemocrats The adults made their decision, they said No. A child needs to be told No and to understand that they can’t always have it their way

@Ofra26255482 @OccupyDemocrats But adults sometimes have to make hard decisions. History is proof of that. Not pleasant being an adult sometimes.

BREAKING: French General Michel Yakovleff HUMILIATES Trump for begging Europe to get involved in his Iran War, says that it would be like "buying cheap tickets for the Titanic" after it hit the iceberg. This is beyond brutal... "We have five reasons to say no to him, in fact," said Yakovleff. "So, the first one is that he didn't understand that if he wants to carry out a NATO operation, NATO has to take command. So, there will be an American general, but it's a single operation." “You can’t have an American operation where they’re bombing whatever they can and then below that, the Europeans doing something else,” Yakovleff said. “No, no, no, it has to be one sole operation, under a NATO flag. I don’t think he understood that.” Yakovleff served as a three general in the French Army, was commander of the French Foreign Legion, and served in top positions in NATO. He's a highly respected military expert in France and regularly weighs in on issues of international importance. Trump has been pleading with allied nations to get involved in his Iran fiasco. Iranian missiles and drones have made it impossible for oil tankers to obtain insurance to traverse the Strait of Hormuz, through which 20% of the world's petroleum normally passes. Oil prices are skyrocketing. So far, Japan, Australia, the United Kingdom, and the European Union have refused Trump's request. General Yakovleff went on to point out that Trump's strategic goals, beyond forcing open the strait, are vague and undefined. If NATO nations were even going to consider involvement, they would need the United States to explain explicitly in writing what the goals are. "And it's not tweets, and it's not things that change every two minutes. So, already there, it's going to be necessary for Trump himself to know what he wants," said the general. He said that there's also the issue of the lack of "confidence" in Trump. It's well-known that he regularly abandons his allies and he could do so here immediately after other nations got involved. “He would let us down whenever it suited him," said Yakovleff. He ended his tirade by comparing Trump to the captain of the Titanic trying to "sell cheap tickets" for his voyage "after having hit the iceberg." “And the last argument is American: you don’t reinforce failure. I learnt that at the U.S. Army War College. You don’t reinforce failure, you move on, you find something else.” he added. "So, there are a lot of reasons to say no." Please ❤️ and share if you think that the Iran War is a total disaster!

@jhogan8088 @SkyNews Oil was unthreatened before your fella attacked Iran

@SkyNews Grasshopper and the ant. Countries want to benefit from unthreatened oil through the Gulf without doing any work. It would have been 2 weeks before allied warships got there anyway and the war will be over.

Trump says he's 'disappointed in Starmer' - and repeats Churchill jibe. 🔗 Tap the link below to read more trib.al/xFiiY1t

@DropAPinShow Iceland?

What's the highest-populated country without snakes?

@RoguePOTUSStaff @RpsAgainstTrump Neither would suggest Two rather than Four

@RpsAgainstTrump Looking forward to all four issuing a joint statement that neither of them spoke with him about it, and denouncing his actions.

Trump: I've spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, former president, he said, 'I wish I did it, I wish I did,' but they didn't do it. I'm doing it. Reporter: Which president? Trump: I can't tell you that. It would be very bad for his career even though he’s got no career left

@MbarkCherguia A Target

What do you call someone who rides like THIS on the road? 🤯