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@OptimoPrincipi That's a whole lot of scale noodling.

When one of the greatest living guitarists takes time out of playing arenas with Hans Zimmer to rock a sweaty little club in Swindon.

@mattbramanti "Because Thursday's your night in the barrel!"

it's been a few months, so let's try this again tell me your favorite joke, but just the punchline e.g. "sure, we had lunch together"

@CNN Amazing...once again ICE is just randomly running into illegals.

DHS secretary now says man fatally shot by federal agents in Maine was not the target of an ICE operation, according to Sen. Angus King. cnn.it/4wHHIGA

@BostonSatire For many renters, it may be outlined in their lease that they are not allowed to perform auto repairs in their parking area. Local laws may prohibit auto repairs being performed parked on the street.

What possesses people to go to AutoZone and jack up their car and just do the work right then and there in the parking lot?

@Howlingmutant0 Stop this, or I'll have to pull over.

Remember listening to Howard Stern as a kid and grown men would call in and say “Jesus, that interview with the stripper was so hot I had to pull off to the side of the highway and JACK OFF”, and the interview would be like: "Have you ever had sex with another woman?" "Lol yes"

Wait, what?

"George c'mon you want to get enough money to move outta your parents right? This is how we get you the money to do it." "KRAMER WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU GOTTEN ME INTO"

@ReichlinMelnick Qualification: she lives in a country plagued with illegal immigration.

Why is Riley Gaines being invited onto the news to discuss ICE? What qualifications does she possibly have?

@VinceDefash @ShitpostRock I've got great news for you! Pork comes from a pig. So go ahead and fuck that goat!

@ShitpostRock As an atheist, my reason is: I'm not into beastiality or necrophilia. And if it's a dead goat: I like pork too much to fuck it.

The best logical fallacy to give an atheist when discussing morals is to ask them why it's morally wrong to have intercourse with roadkill It's dead it will not feel anything, nobody will know and there are no victims If you ask a Christian or Buddhist why it's morally wrong, they will tell you it's because the body retains inherent dignity as part of God's creation (or the sacred flow of life), and desecrating it violates divine/natural order, harms your soul/karma, and shows disrespect, even if no one feels it or knows An atheistic worldview of this question taken to its extreme, concludes that intercourse with roadkill is tantamount to masturbation and nothing more

@NatesHiddenGems What if we've grossly underestimated them, and we're still in the early stages of their career?

Considering how much I enjoyed their last album (Hackney Diamonds), I was fairly excited for this… Then I heard the singles and was not a big fan. But after listening to the entire album…it’s REALLY good! Maybe not as good as Diamonds for me, but still an enjoyable listen with a couple REALLY GOOD bangers! My favorites right now are ‘Never Wanna Loose You’ and ‘Hit Me In The Head’! Still BLOWS MY MIND that the Stones (or what’s left of them) are still putting out quality music THIS LATE into their career! 🔥👌🏻

@gguworld It's not a King Crimson cover.

A Perfect Circle went eight years with almost nothing. Then "Starless" showed up out of nowhere, with Josh Freese back on drums. Worth the wait?

Right-wingers coming up with conspiracy theories about the Charlie Kirk assassination is incredibly weird because a famous conservative figure being murdered by a Communist who was fucking a transgender furry seems like it should validate a lot of their political assumptions

Ronnie James Dio "Rainbow In The Dark" Live 1993 Happy Heavenly Birthday to #RonnieJamesDio 🎉you are missed! 🙌🕊️💫 #RockOn 🤘🎸🥁🎶🔥🔥

Costanza

@lialiascg @indianloonie Is that the rule? Seems arbitrary.

@indianloonie When in doubt, call them them

@dunemovie All paths lead to *what* moment?

All paths have led to this moment. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18.

@Timcast Just take off the beanie, Tim

I respect a private entity's right to enforce a dress code but I have nothing for contempt at their pretense

@ABC7NY There's so many illegals, they're practically tripping over them.

The man fatally shot during a traffic stop by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer in Houston this week was not the original target of the immigration enforcement operation, a Department of Homeland Security official told ABC News. The DHS official said Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national, "resembled the target." More: abc7ny.com/post/man-fatal…

George Costanza summer?