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@RestrictedDaily Weird. My first thought was Princess Diana, but then I was like, "Naw, it's gotta be Mother Theresa."

This one’s sneaky. People think they know it instantly… and then second guess themselves. Lock it in.

@davidmdraiman @rogerwaters "y0u jUsT d0n'T uNdErStAnD r0gEr's aRt!!!"

It’s ironic you used the terminology you did when describing me @rogerwaters, as you seem to have the market covered when it comes to Nazis… bbc.com/news/world-eur…

@rogerwaters @Billy @davidmdraiman lol @ everyone raging in the comments. Roger Waters cosplayed as a Nazi so much that he became one.

@rogerwaters @Billy @davidmdraiman "You don't get it, he wrote half an album about being a literal Nazi that wants to round up blacks, queers, and Jews because it's art."

An open letter to @Billy: Dear Billy Corgan How are you? It’s been too long. @davidmdraiman Someone forwarded me this chap’s appearance on your podcast. I’d never heard of him. Anyway, it turns out he has heard of me. It seems he has a problem with me standing up for human rights, particularly the human rights of my brothers and sisters in Gaza who are being slaughtered in a genocide by the armed forces of the Nazi racist, pariah state of Israel. You, being the lovely fella you are gave this little piece of shit a chance to clarify or even modify his position. He did. He is a psychotic racist Nazi pig. I’m told, Billy, he writes messages on bombs before the IDF drops them on civilians in Gaza. Enough said. I will continue to work with all my brothers and sisters all over the world in the movement to demand equal human rights for all human beings, irrespective of their religion or ethnicity or nationality. If you, my friend are wondering if I want a conversation with this obnoxious little prick? The answer is non merci Billy, life’s too short, he can inhabit his tiny corner of hell without the benefit of my love and truth. Love R. PS. @Disturbed ? 😂👍Er? Yeah! Just a bit!

@WretchedKeywork @rogerwaters @Billy @davidmdraiman Right, he just does it "ironically."

@panic_online @rogerwaters @Billy @davidmdraiman Missed the point award

@andywalkerhq lmao, indeed

Battery died in my car. Called a mobile repair business. This is what they quoted me for replacement. What do you guys think?

Had an employee resign after last week. The guy just reached out frantically asking if we can access his W-2 form. Not today, pal.

@HamptonAc_ This is the dumbest shit I've heard in my life. But go ahead, grab my post engagement.

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

If your pee looks like this, see your doctor immediately.

@_kivo3 >watches a show made by Jews >gets mad when the Jews are Jews

الواطي جالس يستفز الجمهور وينشر صور جديده له أيام ماكان مع الجيش الإسرائيلي الممثل ذا كان جندي سابق داهم منازل فلسطينية واختطف فتيات فلسطينيات وصرّح بذلك بشكل علني ومع كذا صحيفة والان جمهور مسلسل The Boys الاجانب مسوين حملة كبيره على الغاء الاشتراك في Prime Video الي تعرض العمل

@evanwch So true. I can't help but to think, "that could have been me."

I’m no Eric Swalwell fan- but if you give your boss oral sex and then later get drunk and have sex with him and regret it, that’s not sexual assault. That is you making bad decisions and then trying to rewrite the story later to make yourself feel better

Mozilla has introduced a new non-binary mascot called “Kit.” Kit uses they/them pronouns.

@KMGGaryde At this point, I don't know why anyone would choose to be a LEO in a liberal city or state.

“A tear rolls down the cheek of NYPD Sgt. Erik Duran, 38, who was sentenced yesterday for the death of Eric Duprey as he tried to flee from a 2023 drug raid. Duran threw a picnic cooler at Duprey, which knocked him off a scooter, killing him. Lefty Judge Guy Mitchell claimed Duran could have just let him go and arrested him later, and justified the jail time by saying he was sending a "general deterrent" message to police.” "It's a huge miscarriage of justice” former NYPD boss Ray Kelly told The Post.”

@klara_sjo In reading this story to my children, I realized there are no heroes in the story; no good people.

The story of Rumpelstiltskin is kinda strange. It's about a little man who will weave your hay into gold (forge wealth out of nothing) He'll help you to please the king (and get in with the authorities) He'll take your child in exchange (snatch away the next generation) The only way to defeat him is to say his name (he'll start stamping his feet in rage and disappear if you name him)

@soxbart Jonathan Papelbon

Challenge - name a random forgotten Red Sox player (The more random the better). I’ll start: Jason Varitek Your turn ⬇️⬇️⬇️

I'm lucky if I get the right order 50% of the time.

@StephenKing Keep your stupid shit on threads

Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.

@chhopsky wtf is a bed gun for sex?