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@UB1UB2 It’s the worst tag in London. Embarrassingly bad. The lil character is alright though.

Hammersmith & Fulham Council and Crimestoppers have launched a public appeal to identify a man caught on CCTV spray-painting the phrase “I FARTED IN YOGA” onto a hoarding on Uxbridge Road in Shepherds Bush on Saturday 2 May 2026. The CCTV footage, released by the council as part of the appeal, shows the man writing the phrase in large capital letters complete with a copyright symbol, before stepping back to admire his work and adding a crude cartoon ghost next to it. He then stood casually by a public bin, vaping, while members of the public including school children and a cyclist passed by. The council has since painted over the graffiti at public expense. 🎥 Source: Hammersmith & Fulham Council, Crimestoppers 📍 Shepherds Bush, West London #UB1UB2 #ShepherdsBush #News

@CoopTory Shout out goose stacks

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak.

@ForePlayPod @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @RiggsBarstool Class, this

You simply will not believe how much Francis’ British accent sounds like Sir Michael Caine 💀

@ShawnRyanShow @ibrycecrawford Woahhhh people have no fun. Oh no Grow up

The Darkest Thing He Saw at Burning Man. 😳 Watch the FULL episode with Bryce Crawford at 12:30 PM CST. @ibrycecrawford

@darvidosiris What a dumb ass connection. Bruh 1850s?! Hahhaha what are we talking about

Gordon Ramsey Gets Called Out For Unhygienic Practices

@orenmeetsworld Hello east London

At the anti-slop design landmark

@RapGoblin This checks out

behind every cool person is a yellow album

@theneedledrop Just don’t listen

0:37 is my personal hell

@NetflixIsAJoke @bigjayoakerson see you big dog

132 of the world's funniest people walk into a ball pit... #NetflixisaJokeFest

@TheDevonWayne @NetflixIsAJoke Art is subjective. As if you took the time out of your day to this 😂

@NetflixIsAJoke meanwhile, the only funny people in the photo...

@Artdood @MarcosDarkos @Swatch No.

@MarcosDarkos @Swatch No, this is like Pagani partnering up with my local Tire Shop

Introducing Audemars Piguet x Swatch, a disruptive collaboration that fuses joyful boldness and positive provocation with the art of haute horlogerie. Stay tuned! #RoyalPop swat.ch/4tUOisc

@redsol23 @PackBagPoints 🤌 nice

@PackBagPoints Cobie actually answered more people on X than those 690 people did

Imagine getting canned today from Coinbase. 690 or so of you. Let's say at $100K, that's $69,000,000. Right after they paid $400 mil to Cobie. Ouch.

@DrFartzenballs @DiscussingFilm what. this is an old guy

@DiscussingFilm How in the hell did they not cast Eric Bogosian for Bourdain.

First trailer for ‘TONY’, starring Dominic Sessa as Anthony Bourdain. Directed by Matt Johnson (‘Nirvanna: The Band - The Show - The Movie’)

@SBGreatestPF We love Scottie. But cmon

Thank you, Scottie Barnes. We don't deserve you. You will retire as the greatest Raptor of all time.

@ThrowingFits They’re not making the odds lol. It’s a market or bids and asks.

if asap rocky pulls up to the Met Gala in Balenci, this may be TF’s final pod 📉 new boyz only out now on patreon 📺

@harry_jrh At least you can get modelo now

does anyone remember when these used to be 3 for a £5 😔

@compliantvc @MartinShkreli Odd. Fun. yerrrrr

I had the pleasure to sit down with @MartinShkreli A truly formidable young man We didn’t talk about pharma We talked about cookie banners (& his favorite rules in prison) Also spoke about his new venture: Godel He agreed to let me invest €100 (pending regulatory approval)

@WSJ Oh no you had to read the entire chat log instead of using AI to summarize a suicide case involving AI psychosis…

Jonathan Gavalas was a seemingly healthy and even-keeled 36-year-old when he began chatting with Gemini, Google’s chatbot, in part to seek comfort about splitting up with his wife. An analysis of the full chatlog: on.wsj.com/4w1VCUe

@GhostofWhitman What

I started mining bitcoin in 1996

@jack hell ya

proof of reserves block.xyz/proof-of-reser…