Parker Winters
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@soIoucity If Rise-Eccles didn't have picturesque views it wouldn't have gotten a game this quickly.

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@McCadeP8 Jazz are awesome but hockey is better than basketball
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This is egregious
Tim Kalinowski@TimmyKal12
The obstructed view seats are even crazier than I imagined😭
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@jakemmccleary It’s good. If you get crown burger before a Jazz game… they let you park there. I think you gotta spend $35 then it’s no extra charge. Would imagine it’s the same with Mammoth
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Lived in Utah basically my whole life, never been to Crown Burger. Is it overhyped or am I actually missing out?
Buck@BuckPanic
Many Utahns scolded me for not having Crown Burger last time I was here
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@TheRightHumerus This is actually funny 😂 we are working on it lol
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Salt Lake City is a green screen now. The mountains are still in the background, but they feel fake. They feel like a default wallpaper for a corporate retreat.
Ryan Smith bought the state. He made his billions in survey software. The absolute lowest, most sterile form of tech. The digitization of the how was your meal? card. Society gave him an incomprehensible amount of money for this, and he used it to buy the Utah Jazz.
The first thing he did was commit an aesthetic crime. This is important. It sounds trivial, but it isn’t. He took the purple mountain jerseys (a genuinely great, localized, historic aesthetic) and he incinerated them. He replaced them with Highlighter Yellow and flat black block text. The colors of a construction zone. He stripped away the identity of a team and made them look like a generic, unbranded asset from a free-to-play mobile game.
He did this because tech billionaires have VC Brain. They despise organic beauty. They want everything to look like a sterile app icon. They want to smooth out the edges of the physical world until it resembles a software dashboard.
He bought a defunct hockey team from the desert, dragged them to the mountains, and demanded a billion dollars in public tax money to build an "Entertainment District" downtown.
You know exactly what an Entertainment District is. It is a fake city built inside a real city. It’s an outdoor luxury shopping mall where bugmen pay eighteen dollars for a hazy IPA while a screen the size of a Soviet apartment block blasts a DraftKings advertisement into their retinas.
But it’s worse than just bad architecture. These teams aren't sports franchises anymore; they are vessels. They are sterile, neon Trojan horses rolled into the valley to import the social decay of Babylon. He uses them to pipe the exact same spiritual poison you find in every other collapsing coastal metropolis directly into the mountains. It’s state-sanctioned sports gambling shoved into every commercial break, turning the local populace into twitching dopamine addicts chasing algorithmic parlays. It’s the endless, mandatory corporate Pride month pageantry plastered across the jumbotrons. He is systematically strip-mining the state's remaining traditional morality and replacing it with the HR-approved global monoculture.
He wants unlimited building heights. He wants a 99-year lease on the downtown core. He wants to bulldoze the weird, quiet, esoteric history of Salt Lake City and replace it with a Mixed-Use Development Zone.
Utah used to be a fortress. A jagged, hostile rock at the end of the world founded by religious pioneers. Now it is a Beta Test.
Ryan Smith is terraforming the state into a Qualtrics survey. He is building luxury holding pens for out-of-state tech transplants to wear $200 polyester jerseys and pretend they are part of a community.
x - Utah Mammoth@utahmammoth
📍On-site in Vegas for game one.
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@BagleyKSLsports @kslsports An $80 fine for your average Utahn.
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@robrrie Yeah we need a watch party at the @ldsconf center! @RyanQualtrics @OaksDallinH make this happen! 😂
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okay but what about watch parties that are family friendly ???
x - Utah Mammoth@utahmammoth
Catch every moment of the Utah Mammoth playoff run with fellow fans across the state! Info here: nhl.com/utah/playoffs/…
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@mamamamash I can’t get over the costumes. This would be so much better if they just wore regular clothing
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Angine de Poitrine
色物かと思いきや…出だし12秒辺りのスネア連打の柔らかさでおっ!っとなり、次のクロマチックのベースも良く、1分7秒辺りからアウトフレーズ弾き出したと思いきやそっちをループで残すという荒技。さらにそこから倍テン…発想が見事。ぜひ聴いて欲しい。
youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?si…

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@utahmammoth Mammoth playing with some urgency tonight! Love it
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An 11yo CHILD killed and an innocent family of 6 in critical condition because two 14yo thugs stole a car and barreled into them at such high speed it ejected the child out of the car killing them instantly.
We the people DEMAND the 14yo’s are charged as adults and their parents are arrested too. This is horrific.
KSL.com - Utah Breaking News@KSLcom
An 11-year-old child was killed and seven others were injured after a stolen vehicle fleeing police crashed into a car carrying a family Friday night, authorities said. ow.ly/rk2L50YA2L9
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