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I would die for the piggily wiggily-southeastern grocers co occupation zone

@eurovisionbrent PLEASE 😂😂😂😂

But hopefully one day it will be H for Human

@bogomol123456 ♥️♥️♥️

@parklockndropit Спасибо, за приятные слова(

Я болею и пишу этот твит из Беларуси. А покажите откуда вы и ваш стиль?

me seeing the first song i ever streamed on spotify

@luinalaska @zerofoxgiven21 There’s actually a forensic files episode about Andes hantavirus

@zerofoxgiven21 Interesting does it have the same mortality rates?

This makes absolutely no sense. I worked out in New Mexico as a nurse and had a hantavirus patient. I need you to understand this makes no sense. I’m not saying it’s not true. I’m saying something ain’t right.

Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday. "You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.

@NevEngi I’m an American southern and I’m just here to say I love you and I’m proud of you

En polonia, unos jabalies se colaron en un barrio y se fueron perseguidos por un robot

@JUN_SAITOH_WHR Happy birthday from Georgia!!!

心が弱っておる アメリカの友人達からの温かいコメントで泣いてる 君達が自分の国を嫌いになろうと、僕は地球の反対側から好きでいるよ 35年間の好意がやっと届いたんだから I'm a Japanese country boy. #WildHonkyTonk

I’m so sick of them forcing celebrities into the WrestleMania card.

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

@IGADON2 Behold…. HOGZILLA

@IGADON2 They’re so rampant in the southeast that it’s open season on them all year round. They absolutely destroy crops and cause billions of dollars in agricultural losses annually

どうもフロリダにはワニだけでなく、野生化した豚？イノシシ？も結構いて面倒らしい。

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

when you've had 3 hours of sleep and people keep asking questions at work

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

At Church for the first time in a long time and I accidentally responded “I know that’s right” instead of saying Amen