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Michael Parsons

@parsnips451

🇺🇸'Murican CTO of my desk @twispdb RIP @simple

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Steve Deace
Steve Deace@SteveDeaceShow·
The problem that exists for Tucker now is even if the real number is way more I like 25,000 or even 50,000, that’s still way fewer than people would think he perceptively has. Which would mean anything under six digits for him from a perception standpoint they would claim to contradict this is a negative. Which is why they tried to do so with total views and not actual subscribers. Because he can’t claim hes gonna be the single greatest influence on American foreign policy with 50k subscribers. The other reason why this number matters is because if you assume his 56 million total views claims are legit, then his subscriber conversion rate being this anemic only has one real explanation. Especially when it’s only 9 bucks a month. Many of his views are foreigners.
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Steve Deace
Steve Deace@SteveDeaceShow·
I asked @grok if the viral post claiming Tucker Carlson only has around 7,000 subscribers was legit, or misconstruing those active at that moment for total subscribers. Grok says the post and its data are likely legit,many explains why:
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The Raikage
The Raikage@Malcolm_fleX48·
He's leaving his chin straight in the air and absorbing punishment from Curtis Blaydes of all people... The moment he steps into the pocket and tries to rush an athlete or fighter with more power, the hype-train derails.
The Fight Fanatic@FightFanatic_

Josh Hokit Confident He’ll Dominate Heavyweights 💪👀 “I chose this division because there isn’t a very high level. That’s the reality. They’re big, slow, and don’t use their minds much. I knew with my wrestling base and NFL training I could win… even be better than guys who’ve been fighting for over 10 years.”

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Vic 🌮
Vic 🌮@VicVijayakumar·
“We can’t afford to have a a baby because our house is small” is the kind of stupid shit that’s right up there with “how can you have a baby in times like these?”
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Vic 🌮
Vic 🌮@VicVijayakumar·
On house size discourse- We raised two children in a 1012 sqft house (3 bedrooms, 1 bath) and raised three children in a 1600 sqft house (same house, remodeled to be 4 bedrooms, 2 baths) - all while one of those bedrooms was used as a wfh office. Our kids are 11, 8, and ~3 now, and we moved to a bigger house just 8 months ago because bigger bodies, more room for hobbies, treehouse, etc. Which is not to say you shouldn’t treat yourself, but stop saying dumb shit like you need a 2500 sqft house to raise a baby. Babies are famously small, and ironically the smaller your house is, the less likely you are to lose them.
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Nick Gerli
Nick Gerli@nickgerli1·
11) And this correction will be healthy for Nashville, and good for aspiring buyers and investors in Middle Tennessee. To see the ZIP codes we think have the most downside risk (and resilience), download our app and upgrade for only $39. reventure.app/mobile
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Nick Gerli
Nick Gerli@nickgerli1·
A silent homebuyer exodus is sweeping through Nashville. Sale transactions have collapsed 28% from the pandemic peak. And just hit their lowest March level in 12 years. There's a giant vacuum in demand, with many of the California buyers who propped up this market during the pandemic leaving. Inventory is about to breach 10,000 houses across the Nashville metro, the highest in a decade. Great news for homebuyers in middle Tennessee. Just be sure to negotiate a big discount this Spring/Summer. Download the app to see the data for your ZIP: reventure.app/mobile
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Michael Parsons
Michael Parsons@parsnips451·
@jonbrooks guess what happens to the price of "mid-level luxury" when there's no buyers.
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Jon Brooks@jonbrooks·
Florida is PRE-supplied for mid-level luxury. Florida is UNDER-supplied for affordable starter homes. That’s the real story. The issue isn’t “not enough homes.” It’s too many homes nobody can afford.
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Michael Parsons
Michael Parsons@parsnips451·
@VicVijayakumar @_swanand it’s a useful filter…if you haven’t bothered to prepare ahead of time, why should i care about your meeting? it’s the reason cannot stand a daily standup.
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Vic 🌮@VicVijayakumar·
@_swanand I want to preread your document but then have you present it sync and defend it.
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Swanand
Swanand@_swanand·
My preference for sync and async discussions have flipped 180°. I no longer favour receiving written documentation. Instead, talking, either on a call or better, in person, is 100x more effective. What used to be in neat tidy one pager, what used to force people to think, which is the process of writing, has now turned into a lazy process where people scribble something into the AI prompt and send you garbage.
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Michael Parsons
Michael Parsons@parsnips451·
@Malcolm_fleX48 Can a big Brazilian boy enjoy his meals for once in his life, as he achieves the GOAT status?
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Vic 🌮@VicVijayakumar·
looks like an absolute mess but tastes incredible greek yoghurt eggs chili garlic crisp leftover eggplant stew dunk some crusty millennial sourdough in it *chef’s kiss*
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Michael Parsons
Michael Parsons@parsnips451·
@JoelWBerry He's the very best atheist. Which means he's about to become the very best Theist. Probably when he has children.
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5 Solas
5 Solas@5Solas2·
Every anti-Calvinist.
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jimmy dean
jimmy dean@jimmydean197·
These condos in Bend, OR I posted on a month or so back will go down as one of the most failed projects of the 2020's. Listed at $560k 8 months ago, they are now down 14% from the OLP with this $35k drop today.
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Michael Parsons
Michael Parsons@parsnips451·
Hey guys, no show today. I'm heading over to Eataly and I dont know if I'll make it home.
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TheWealthCoach
TheWealthCoach@indexnforgetit·
@jimmydean197 Where? I bought 4 years ago and have tons of equity Don't overleverage
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TheWealthCoach
TheWealthCoach@indexnforgetit·
- Buy a house with 3.5% down - Live in it for 2-5 years - Sell for $100k profit - Pay no taxes on it - Use profit to fund next house - Repeat every 5 years
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Dmitrii Kovanikov
Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
Name something you can say both during sex and while writing C++
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Aljamain Sterling
Aljamain Sterling@funkmasterMMA·
Nuanced convo? Your bio says leftist media? What about you says you have open opinions to thoughtful conversations? Nothing. It’s easier for you guys to twist words and push a narrative because a few brothers are trying to be good role models for ppl that look like us. Weird.
J🧟‍♂️🖤@zombiemanjay

Looks like @funkmasterMMA brought up our podcast clip to @MightyMouse . There seems to be a huge disconnect between what we actually said vs what they took from it along with parts of the clip being left out. I invite both Aljo and Mighty to have a nuanced convo about this.

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Maia Bittner
Maia Bittner@maiab·
oh my god I can't sell shares at a loss because all my auto-vesting RSU's mean I always fall under wash sale regulations
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