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Parsons ☭

@parsonsthemute

22 | feel like marlon brando circa 1999

Carcosa Katılım Şubat 2019
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Act like a chud think like a woke
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@Post_Ioism To a trained eye he looks like a fruit in every picture
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The best part of sex is when you inevitably fail to get hard and they just sigh and fall asleep disappointed so you get to just steal shit out of their house
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@1ovesickkk I thought everyone went through this at least once in their life
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@Syncophated They will never see me OR their air fryer ever again
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@Syncophated Like every great musician didn't do weed or heroin at least once
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Syncophated@Syncophated·
@parsonsthemute It’s especially weird that this person is being lowkey disparaging towards drug use, like prog didn’t emerge from out of psych rock.
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August@thewizardofaug·
This is that real math rock before Midwest emo liberals came in and ruined the genre
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Syncophated@Syncophated·
Metal breakdowns all sound similar to me. A lot of metal sounds similar in general. It’s probably the genre I don’t get the most.
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@Syncophated You should listen to Funeralopolis by Electric Wizard that song has sick distortion
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Syncophated@Syncophated·
I like distortion when it’s being used like Sonic Youth or Jesus and Mary Chain or My Bloody Valentine but in metal it just feels overdone to where all the guitar sounds the same and the riffs lose their impact for me.
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Nick ☭ 🌱@redf0undation·
I genuinely cannot stand anti-civs and primitivists. It’s all larp. Most would not give up modern comforts if the opportunity arose
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Yeah@Yeah__Penguin·
Saying Nice diary fggot to a random guy writing in a notebook
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Hot middle aged lady at work told me I always smell good
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@fitnuu One day you'll look at the sunset and realize it's been in you all along
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@mordybordy Florida Georgia Line will pay for what they did to the perception of the entire genre
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jammy! 🦝@mordybordy·
@parsonsthemute sucks that bro-country was so prevalent for a period that even now people view contemporary country music as a whole to be a bad genre, when there’s actually quite a few good artists at the time the genre was big and now
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