Glittery Balrog

Hi to the random woman shouting through our fence that the BLM banner should come down, we have heard your concerns and can confirm that the banner will not be coming down at this time, or possibly ever. BYE!

Thom Gunn, holding immense pain so so lightly

This *badly* needs a comma

@lmbsaflavin @Wangleberry Jorts.

An article published on April 7 mistakenly claimed that the Clapham chemical attacker Abdul Ezedi had been supported by the Church of England, and that this enabled him to 'beat the system'. We accept that Mr Ezedi is not known to have had any connections with the Church of England and apologise for the error.

Herbert McCabe on Ash Wednesday

@alphabetofbein2 People round here do!

Hyphens are good, actually.

PRIMER MINISTRE D'ALBÀNIA BASADÍSSIM

Secretary of State says Banks should stop applying the Politically Exposed Person test to people opening banks accounts…I wonder who it is who makes the Banks do this?

Classy words from the seven-time champion. An emotional Novak Djokovic speaks after his #Wimbledon final defeat to Carlos Alcaraz...

First cup of tea: a memory of how beautiful it was even before I’ve drunk it.

Lads. I accidentally made Soda Bread Donald Trump. The end days are very fucking upon us.

Overheard a docent tell a group of schoolchildren that Graham Greene wrote The Wind in the Willows, and now I’m imagining the suspenseful version wherein Mole wrestles with his Catholicism.

Shoigu in the Kremlin rn: