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Are we in Milan, Italy, or Tampa? An all-world game from Juraj Slafkovsky, who caps it with the hat trick goal in OT to give Montreal the 4-3 Game 1 win. Heck of an opener with both these teams tonight. Tremendous.

@LalimesMartian Send fans should say he’s a UFO scientist so he goes missing

Jesus fucking christ. Fuck our lives. Somebody tell me this isn’t real.

Fellow @NJDevils Fans, Wake it up. Shake it out. Does anything still move you since you're educated now?... Do you believe there's still some magic left somewhere inside our souls?

Nothing but blue skies and Sunny days ahead. Jersey, we brought Sunny home. 📰: bit.ly/4theiOf

And there's 1000! Nico Hischier will be the only NHL player this season to win 1000+ faceoff wins! #NJDevils

"From the bottom of my heart, thank you very much! This has been my home for 20 years..." Anze Kopitar addresses the crowd after his final regular-season home game 👑

@thepropdealer ❤️

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@NicholasCraven_ @RansomPLS

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@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ Trust me finding a depressed loser ranger fan who has sex with his dog has cheered me up already

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ Just trying to cheer you up droopster

Imagine Brady Tkachuk and Martone on a line together??

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ Don’t have time to open it but you throwing a bone to your wife and her bringing it back to you isn’t a “success story”

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ ndss.org/success-stories

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ Good one Daisy!! While I’m there I’ll find a good spot for you to take your wife for her flea problem

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ bosley.com/lp/gnbh26/?cid…

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ harlemglobetrotters.com/world-tour/sch… here take the nice homeless chick to a NY sports event where the NY team actually wins

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ Don’t say I never did nothing for you, droopster. Good luck bud! nichd.nih.gov/health/topics/…

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ Is bud the name of your German Sheppard side piece??? Here’s some advice. Walk out of your 5 by 10 apartment and I guarantee one of the homeless chicks on your street will talk to you. Start there and eventually you’ll be able to speak to a normal woman

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ The guy who has a pic of his dog/partner is talking about my face. We all know that’s the pic of your dad when you broke the news that you can’t get women and you’re settling for dogs. I cant even call MSG “you’re” arena since it’s only know for Billy Joel concerts

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ Dude keep your sick fantasies to yourself and focus on fixing that thing you call a face. I know you’re angry boss but take comfort everyone looks like you in that shithole arena you guys play at

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ Save the 2 bucks for your dogs abortion. What did I tell you about using protection Daisy?? Bestiality is typically not frowned upon in NY Ranger circles, but the rest of the world will look at you funny

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ Listen droopy just because your family fiddled each other don’t be so cranky. When’s your flight to Turkey to take care of that hairline? Don’t worry I’ll donate $2 bucks to your cause little buddy

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ You mean your partner?? Calm down daisy duke. Get back to your normal day of watching the rangers lose in your 5 by 10 apartment and cuddling with your dog. Maybe by the time the rags win a cup you’ll have the courage to talk to a woman

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 lol it’s my dog you weirdo. Meanwhile you look like you have a bad case of downs. Guy it’s not my fault your parents are cousins and made you that way. Explains why you’re a devils fan though

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 My dude…. You’re talking about inbreds but your photo is an animal that you prob jerk it too. Don’t talk about inbreds when you’re a furry lmao. I get your team in unwatchable, but I’d look to women before animals.

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 Lmao Jersey is a step down from Ottawa dude. Team should be contracted. Inbred central.

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 You’re right. He really wants to play in an asbestos filled museum of the most overrated franchises. The only team that wins there is the Harlem globetrotters. Have fun jerking it to old Messier photos

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 I’m sure Brady is dying to celebrate a cup in a smelly parking lot with you and your cousin lmao

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 3 cups since your last one chief. When we go 70 years without a cup, I’ll give you props. By the way year 100 looks packed! Lmao

@patbay @MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 You haven’t won shit in 23 years either chief so relax. And 4 people go to your games lmao

@StoneAceNYC @MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 Lmao but I’m sure he would love to play for a last place team that hasn’t won shit since 94

@MikeGrinnell_ @ColbyCohen36 Brady wants no part of that shithole of a franchise.