patrick cerone

@emef1589 at least one more inning!

Are you effing kidding me, Craig?! #Cubs

@Forrest85919134 @hamcarless @HistoryBoomer Sneaky vote for Calvin Coolidge 😂

@hamcarless @HistoryBoomer This is absurd, of course. The only possibly realistic depiction is that of Washington, who was an acknowledged freak of nature. Only he could fling a silver dollar across the Potomac River at the wide part.

All right. Another presidents that you never asked for ai art thread. This time, they’re professional wrasslers. 1. George Washington

@Forrest85919134 @hamcarless @HistoryBoomer US Grant too

@galenmason @BookCameo @patcerone @SPC_Fund @EzraMoGee It was a pleasure bro, appreciate the request…Happy Birthday Pat, ya Legend! 🙌🎂

@nut_history Danny Tartabull

I’m going to sporadically name a team and I want you to reply with the first player that pops in your head. Please quote New York Yankees

@ClaudeCimeus Love this. Congrats @ClaudeCimeus !

On a personal level: I am very happy with where I’m at in my life. God is good, my fam is good, I have deep/healthy friendships, my bag heavy. I wanna continue to level up tho. So I gotta keep building. Let’s rock 🚀

Hi! Couple career updates: 1- I’m joining Penny Pritzker’s @P33Chicago as Director of Platform. I’m leading all experiences to make Chicago the best place in the world for founders & talents. 2- I’m starting a company. Not much to share publicly yet, but stay tuned on that!

a quick breakdown of Ja Morant's incredible block

Feels appropriate for this time of year. We should all strive to appreciate food like Columbo

@galenmason Thanks Galen!

Tis the season! ⁦@patcerone⁩ Make an impact AND have a healthy chuckle by donating here: us.movember.com/mospace/777116

@ceschi midwest coast?🤞any plans to roll through Chicago? Been listening to your new album - it is so so good. thank you for this.

@galenmason @J_Salzer

@galenmason 😂

It’s after midnight. Just ordered the kids DoorDash Taco Bell. :-(

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@Slapshot2239 Joe- why the rizzo hate? Can’t say I understand it…also can’t really understand what you’re trying to say in these tweets. Care to explain?

Anthony Rizzo is a Communist I don't forget lunch in Hanoi w/wife like Obama your bum 🧨😡🤬f-you will be big flop in NY and get injured ,not replacing viot🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👆⚾️⚾️⚾️😡🏒💔😡

@nadiamarie22 @tovalafood Same problem here

Ummm so how a really good Cubs/ Brewers game just turned into the Cubs pitching BP to the Brewers in the 8th inning…wtf I guess the bullpen was due for a blowup?

@LecilB @MLB It’s definitely a huge mistake on the part of 1B but come on, you gotta appreciate Javy’s creative quick thinking and the fun of this play! Zero reason to get upset that people celebrate Javy. Most guys would have just surrendered with two outs. Not Javy!

@MLB Dear @MLB, Please stop celebrating the worst possible defensive decision making as "El Mago Magic". That run had nothing to do with Javi's decision making and everything to do with the first baseman not knowing that there were 2 outs and all he had to do was tag 1st. Thanks.

El Mago magic! Have you ever seen anything like this?!

Oh man

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge

Clarifying Footnote: One of my close friends who I first met back in improv 201 taught by @portermason back in 2006 perhaps? Then subsequently took 301 with taught by @charlietodd , before finally forming cult favorite indi team Zbornak @amandaromeo Brooks and Carrie

A true delight to see one of my old NYC improv friends interviewed on my hometown’s TV station. Great stuff ⁦@MCamerlengo⁩ A must watch if you need a laugh today Mike Camerlengo’s ’60 Second Classics’ are hilarous | WGN-TV wgntv.com/morning-news/m…