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@anon_opin Can relate. Glad it's not just me.

Nobody prepares you for being over 40 and just randomly choking on your own saliva for no reason at all. Mark my words young 'uns, it will happen to you one day.

@ExcelHumor Not if it's an encrypted PIN.

IT’s worst nightmare

@LBC Change tack, you mean...it's a nautical expression, nothing to do with tact or tactics.

Swiss Army Knife creators forced to develop new tools as gadget's blade is removed in knife crackdown buff.ly/3Wyr90S

@ShowMeASignBryn Manufactured by Altaroute in Bristol.

@Americafakts @NoContextBrits No it isn't, you absolute trumpet.

@NoContextBrits This is an example 😅

Can confirm.

#gumball3000 Shmee150 just passed M1 J9 with the support Transit.

@WelHatCouncil more pointless wasting of council tax on half-arsed maintenance. The weed killer spray quad bike man missing half of the weeds as he wove around all the parked cars as fast as he could. May it's a sign the grass will get cut soon.

@WelHatCouncil now May is nearly over, am I to expect this grass imminently to be ripped out by the roots and blown into the gutters to rot, as per the usual method? I'm OK with the sentiment of 'no mow May' but I doubt your contractor's ability to manage the consequences.

@SartorialThug What disturbs me most about this article is why the Daily Mail feel it necessary to insert a [sic] in the mocked up WhatsApp messages, because it's more important to shame the poor grammar of the original author than to give the game away that these aren't original messages.

FFS. The "older woman" was 2 years older. I was expecting her to be at least mid 30s. Harry bigged that up much more than was necessary. Hopefully he managed to get to grips with a woman twice his age at some point. Thoroughly recommended at that age. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@baileymeyers Repudiate. Rep-you-die-at.

hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you

@nhsuk No water dispensers allowed anywhere in Hemel Hempstead Hospital because they are apparently "a covid risk", yet it's OK for the cafe on site to have a single milk jug that everyone has to pick up if they want milk in their tea.

Concrete Bob at Cambridge this morning.

One hundred and one thaasand pownds.

@jezmizter @eyesonstalbans Do they come in red?

Penny sized pocketable ‘Always with you’ ready readers, for finally seeing the menu @jezmizter #eyesonthemenu #readyreaders available @eyesonstalbans @ EYES on St Albans instagram.com/p/Bn8MyeHHdQV/…

I've got half a tank of diesel. Will it run out before I get out of the Duxford Air Show car park? 1hr and moved about 30ft.

@LDN Caramelised nuts.

@Redlemon850 I'd go so far as to say neglected.

Watching Bargain Hunt on catch-up. #livingthedream

After four weeks of inputting text to spreadsheets, the inadequacy of MSExcel automatic row height adjustment is really getting on my tits.