Paul Zagoridis
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@paulzag
Film Producer, Entrepreneur, Creative with a brain 4 biz https://t.co/9sfgsV5aVA GPG: F36D 4740 261B 6E12 B48D C67B D2E5 3C81 06D2 F48F
When she sends you a breakup text and you see this mf:
The straight line. If you can invest & hodl $1,000 a month into #bitcoin for the next 20 years you end up with $25,000,000. That’s the straight line. All you have to do is walk it and go pick up your 25 million dollars. You know what most people are gonna do though? They’re gonna take a walk down the twisty maze of curvy overlapping spaghetti noodles. - Don’t buy Bitcoin at the bottom - Fomo in at the top - Sell the bottom - Trade shitcoins - Make a small profit - Think they’re a genius - Go all in - Get rugged - Trade more shitcoins - Make a modest profit - Forget to pay taxes - Get audited - Pay penalties and back tax - Left with nothing - Wife leaves you - Fall into depression - Taco Tuesday - Black out on margaritas - Hit on 43 year old divorcee - Back at her place - Ex husband was rich - “Shit, maybe this will work out” - You puke on her labradoodle - I mean all over - It’s everywhere - Despair - Sober up - AA meetings - Get a sponsor - Really work the program - Find Jesus - Long walks - Quiet contemplation - You’re back to yourself - “The future is whatever I make it” - Decide to finally buy bitcoin - It’s 2035 now - Bitcoin is worth 11.5 million dollars - Still 10x to go you think - You’re right - You invest what you can - 10 years later - Net worth = 2.6 million dollars. Not bad after all you’ve put yourself through, but you could have just walked the straight line and had 25 million fucking dollars. Be smart don’t be a retard.
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