Patrick Celli

@okseriouslynow Most of the nights i dont remember started with long islands

Another beaut from me and @_chadmullins

The Guardians have placed OF Chase DeLauter on the 60-Day IL and selected the contract of 1B/OF Sloof Lirpa from AAA Columbus. Sloof Lirpa, 27, is solid defender with little to no power but an ability to the ball in play. He’s best known for what his name spells backwards.

Me and @_chadmullins always cook

@Arsmith8MTG Pour one out

Follow up to my mail day I had to put the list together in its final form. The hunt continues for other legacy decks and more signed cards!

One of the most beautiful grids @_chadmullins and i have conjured

Lost the finals of two store champs. Got 0 cats. Gonna kms

these are worth like $100 each now i just used to eat them

@T1Looting What are we

@T1Looting GL gaymers

TORONTO WE ARE CUMMING…SOON 🫣 jk we’re still about 2 and a half hours away 😄 who all am i gonna see at the spotlight this weekend? tap in 🗣️

Stop uploading your photos to ChatGPT to make caricatures for fucks sake

@T1Looting @kailun_irl Chris, I forgot to thank you for teaching me everything you know about missionary Boros and buying me dinner

@kailun_irl idk i just started it the other very aura farm very kewl

What is jujutsu kaisen even about all i know is gojo isn't even the main character and he [redacted]

@trollgxrl GD girl

Hey

@mac121711 @Avarax05 @Chosler @fireshoes It’s so heartwarming to get the apex predators shouted out

@Avarax05 @Chosler @fireshoes You are welcome

Asking anyone qualified for Pro Tour Lorwyn Eclipsed for Wizards content purposes: What single piece of advice would you give to someone who is trying to qualify for their first Pro Tour? @fireshoes

When your friend has a win-and-in but it's in the feature match area.

Mets sure are doing a lot to get bounced in the wild card round again

Wow the second half of this game is incredible

𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐘𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 🏆 The highest offensive honor in FCS football belongs to our Beau Brungard 🐧🏈 #GoGuins

This sucks. Hope 2026 isn’t this bad

@T1Looting @caro_irl Chris, thanks again for selflessly donating your liver and giving me that set of beta power I can’t imagine where I’d be without you

@caro_irl hey

hey

At @ChipoTweets and they are out of tortillas then i paid cash and the cashier messes around with some coins, closes the drawer and asks, do you want your change? What the fuck is going on here