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Jeremy 💻🎮🔭

Jeremy 💻🎮🔭

@pcnerd37

I'm a senior software developer, astronomy geek, gamer and metalhead among other things. I mainly tweet & retweet things related to those subjects.

Colorado Katılım Kasım 2007
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April Joy 🍃@aprilmillerlite·
@pcnerd37 I kind of went AWOL for a sec to deal with some personal stuff but doing much better!! Thank you!! How are you?
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Jeremy 💻🎮🔭@pcnerd37·
I am thrilled with the new X/Twitter algorithm changes that show more of the content from people you follow instead of just nearly all random people. Its about time they fixed things!
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RPCS3
RPCS3@rpcs3·
75% of all PlayStation 3 games are now PLAYABLE on PC! RPCS3 continues to be improved with new features, fixes, and optimisations, bringing it ever closer to preserving the entire PS3 library.
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GOG.COM
GOG.COM@GOGcom·
Download the offline installer of any of your games on GOG, save it to a disc and it's yours forever. You don't need a storefront's permission to play what you bought.
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Jeremy 💻🎮🔭@pcnerd37·
Contemplating hitting the golf course this morning. I don't think I've played all year.
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Lazy IT Guy
Lazy IT Guy@lazy_IT_guy·
The absolute worst thing to happen to corporate IT in the last decade is the sudden, inescapable obsession with integrating AI into every single mundane business process. Our CEO just returned from a 3-day executive retreat in Silicon Valley, completely intoxicated by buzzwords and demanding that my department implement a localized generative AI model by the end of the week. Mind you, we are the IT department, not a frontier lab. He called an emergency all-hands meeting to announce that we were transitioning to a bleeding-edge, machine-learning paradigm that'd "take us into the future" He looked directly at me during the presentation, confidently stating that the IT department was already hard at work building an internal neural network to predict customer purchasing habits. I had absolutely no intention of doing 40 hours of highly complex machine learning engineering just so the executive board could feel like they were innovating. Instead, I spent exactly 20 minutes writing a basic landing page with a sleek, futuristic dark mode interface and a massive, glowing blue orb in the center of the screen. I connected the search bar to an outdated Bash script from 2008 that essentially just functions as a random number generator attached to a database of pre-approved corporate buzzwords. When the CEO came to my office for a private demonstration this morning, I handed him the keyboard and told him he was interfacing directly with our new quantum-heuristic prediction matrix. He typed in a query asking the AI how we should optimize our Q3 marketing strategy in the midwestern demographic sector. The script processed the input, spun the glowing blue orb for exactly 22 seconds to simulate heavy processing load, and spat out 1 heavily randomized sentence. The screen declared that the company must leverage holistic paradigm shifts to maximize asynchronous bandwidth alignment. The CEO literally gasped, pulled out his iPhone to take a picture of the monitor, and whispered that it was brilliant. He sent an email to the entire company, branding it as our proprietary digital visionary and strictly forbidding anyone from questioning its output. I'm currently being praised as a master architect of machine learning, and my department budget was just increased by $75k to accommodate server maintenance for the new system. I plan to use that entire budget increase to install a commercial-grade espresso machine in the server room and hire a local contractor to soundproof the walls. Corporate executives don't actually want advanced technological solutions. They just want a shiny, glowing box that validates the meaningless business-slop they read on Twitter.
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Jeremy 💻🎮🔭@pcnerd37·
Brainwashing kids should be considered child abuse.
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ITZPUGGY
ITZPUGGY@itzpuggy_·
Please please go show love to my new video on tiktok whenever I post my wrightloss believe it or not, i get beyond anxious and ive been in toktok jail for what feels like years. No worries if not! Appreciate you all💜 #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRoAbeJs/
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Jeremy 💻🎮🔭@pcnerd37·
I need something to replace my pinball league now that it's over so I don't just sit at home alone all the time. Anybody with suggestions?
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Jeremy 💻🎮🔭@pcnerd37·
Not sure if I've alienated a friend somehow or something happened to her or what but she hasn't responded to any of my texts since my birthday 10 days ago. I hope she is ok
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