PerpetuallyConfused 💕

@Jordan00007054 @noemiconcarne I didn’t get mine til 18, so the MRI questionnaires 15-17 were kinda fun 😅 “When was the date of your last period?” “Um, never?”

@noemiconcarne I’ve had nurses ask me when my last period was and I’m like so not use to that question so I just blank and then they always look at my chart again and they’re like “omg sorry” and I’m like “girl it’s fine I just don’t know what to say😭”

had a check-up today, and the nurse started preparing for some kind of procedure that i had never seen before. she asked me, “are you okay with the doctor doing your pap?” … i was stunned. i could only sputter out the words “GIRL I HAVE A PENISSS” LMAO i couldn’t believe it !!!

@n1ghteea @saurus_steggy @latkedelrey

@saurus_steggy @latkedelrey But what if you’re tired :(

was speaking to a friend that has diagnosed themselves with ADHD via the internet. i was talking about how i often sit down before putting away my groceries and get distracted and they said “how could you forget to do that though?? it’s important”

@ThrillaRilla369 $16 to make it a round number

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@soigomaa I flip and flop in the shower, to strategically let the water hit where I want. Sometimes I’m sideways. Just take your shower how you like it.

I just saw that showering backwards is a sign of neurodivergence I thought everyone showered with their back toward the shower head. That's not a thing? I was today years old when I learned there are people who actually stand facing the shower.Never once in my life had it occurred to me that apparently it's not normal to stand with your back facing the shower? That's how I've done it my whole life.

@omgsidewalks Salad, and not just with pasta. Salad was most nights, in my memory.

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti???

@humorMEplzz @omgsidewalks So, maybe this thread wasn’t for you. I’m glad you survived it, though

@missodessa @_sorrengailll That’s actually pretty dang close. It’ll be great incentive to properly sort my pictures knowing I can filter like this.

@_sorrengailll You can filter the photos in your library so it doesn't show photos that have been added to albums. It's the 3 line menu then you click filter/not in album

Dear apple can we PLEASE create folders for our pictures and when I move them I don’t want them in two locations. PLEASEEEEE?!

@davec260 @_sorrengailll I’m not even trying to sort people or pets though. Let me set my business pictures into one comprehensive folder. My recipe screenshots. My concert videos.

Go into the App and associate names with faces…. It’ll change your life when just start searching by name and approximate date. Example “David December 2023.” You can name your friends, kids, pets etc and it will find those faces that match in your entire photo collection. Faces even match from kids growing to adults. Try it - you will be amazed and realize you no longer need to put things in folders.

@AwwSookySooky @_sorrengailll Oh that’s clever

@_sorrengailll Before I ever wear them I take a tube of fabric glue and hit each pad in at least 3 sides. Leave them out to dry, then never worry about them again. Just stick the tube into the removal opening and glue it on the inside lining. Works on swim suit tops too.

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

@dog_rates The “Eterno Bob” sign is surprisingly heartwarming 🥺🥺

This is Bob Coveiro. He sat by his human's grave for 10 years until his own death in 2021. Pets were not permitted to be buried with humans, but he was given an exception. Now 5 years later, inspired by his loyalty, Brazil passed the Bob Coveiro Law allowing pets to be buried in family graves. 14/10

@lady_valor_07 Ernesto, Hector, Miguel, Oscar, heck maybe even Frida

What name would You give him? 🤔

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

@dog_rates That little “wooooooo” 🥹

This is Zephyr. He is a professionally trained bed bug detector. When he recognizes the scent of live bed bugs, he gives an alert by sitting and smiling exuberantly at his handler. We're pretty sure no one has ever been more excited to find bed bugs in their life. 13/10

@BigFatHarry @DudespostingWs OOP probably meant, like, a bone-shaped treat. I highly doubt anyone expects to find the butcher’s leftovers in a fast food joint.

@DudespostingWs Let's not passover the dude thought McDonald's would have a bone lying around for his dog! 😂😂😂 As if they use real meat, or process it on-site. 😂😂😂

Huge W for nugget

@hy_wemmy Most of my knowledge comes from my Nana doing my makeup for the Nutcracker recitals I had in December. So, stage makeup from 2006-2009 ish. I’m still pretty awful at it, but I can use what I have in my arsenal most of the time.

How do girls learn how to do makeup? I swear it feels like every girl just magically knows how to do makeup except for me.

@dog_rates Daisy me zoomin' They hatin'

@dee_of_e I kinda noticed that high school k!ll3d reading for pleasure. A lot of my classmates agreed that it was so hard to sit and read something recreationally when we had so much homework and so many class books to read.

I really don’t like being a zoomer doomer but I just asked 80 first year college kids what they like to read and at least 70 percent say they don’t, like at all

@lady_valor_07 Machete!

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@Tasnek @nocontextmemes Ugh, so frustrating 😣 I wish I could adjust the brightness on movies too!

Oh dude 100%, I've seen that apparently a lot of lighting is done in post, so they intentionally do crappy lighting so that they can "make up" for it with editing later. Whoever thought that was a good idea is an absolute moron. Same with in video games, my default is to turn up the gamma/brightness up by 2 points because who wants to play a game where they can't see a damn thing?