sam

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sam

@peachfarts65

I make things and sometimes tell bad jokes. Give me cheesecake (please). https://t.co/P70tTD3Hpl

Katılım Haziran 2011

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sam@peachfarts65·28 Oca

@chonkyanimals Oh lawd, he loungin’

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Posts Of Cats@PostsOfCats·18 Kas

he likes his ikea rat 🥹

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Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·15 Kas

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sam@peachfarts65·19 May

@machinegunkelly come to crobar 🩷 you know where it’s at

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mike@MikeBorses·4 Ara

Rip me out the plastic I been actin’ brand-new

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boypussy extraordinaire@GAYLOSTBOYS·12 Kas

IM GONNA KEEL OVER

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every so often I’ll rediscover the video of the cat honking and i’ll burst into tears from laughing so hard

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·12 Kas

me and my girl if we were both boys and also deer and were kissing

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one of ur hoes@miliondollameat·31 Eki

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sam@peachfarts65·28 Eki

@weirdlilguys

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cats being weird little guys 👅@weirdlilguys·25 Eki

ITS MLEMSDAY MY DUDES post your cats with their tongues out in the replies! 👅👇

cats being weird little guys 👅 tweet media

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sam@peachfarts65·28 Eki

Blep

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sam@peachfarts65·28 Eki

My version of flirting with danger is eating unwashed fruit.

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clare@sadderlizards·10 Eki

the foul beast (me) is consuming its wretched meal (taco bell)

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paige@BonerWizard·10 Eki

Talk to your loved ones, have a plan

Film Updates@FilmUpdates

A new ‘WONKA’ trailer is imminent.

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🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost@hourly_shitpost·27 Eyl

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Austin@adoptedhighway·24 Eyl

silence of the lambs is a really misleading title. they should have called it Weird Guy

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Kyle 🌱@KylePlantEmoji·22 Eyl

someone got a tattoo of this fucking tweet lmao. it also happens to be sick asf

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Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

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sam@peachfarts65·18 Eyl

@ShouldHaveCat Olive!

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Why you should have a cat@ShouldHaveCat·14 Eyl

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Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·13 Eyl

“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.” You can’t reform this.

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i like food@messedupfoods·12 Eyl

name a harder thing to quit

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one of ur hoes@miliondollameat·5 Haz

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