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@peakeachu

It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

Katılım Ekim 2011
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Stray From The Path
Stray From The Path@strayfromdapath·
Edmonton is up there for the best show of the tour thus far. So ridiculous.
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"I make way too much money to be drunk in the middle of the street" - some drunk guy in the middle of the street
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You can actually guess the number of buttons a dude has open on his shirt based on how far away you can smell his cologne from #EauDuDouche
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relatable
relatable@byreIatable·
Me as a cop: I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over? Well I see you have a dog and I was wondering if I could pet it
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"You don't look at all like you just spent a week in Mexico" - Everyone today #PastyKidProblems
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The coolest thing about being a girl would definitely be the supersonic hearing & mind-reading powers you get when you become a mom.
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The amount of times I get called Ed Sheeran on a regular basis is getting out of hand
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Distractify
Distractify@Distractify·
Waka Flocka Officially Enters The 2016 Race For The White House dify.me/1IEmY4n
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God
God@TheTweetOfGod·
If by "bring glory to His name" you mean "kick the shit out of that loathsome bastard Floyd Mayweather", then yes.
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"Did your hair look like that all day?" ".... Yeah?" "Oh. You still make good tips?" #ThanksMom
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