Paul Caspers

@jaredcwilson Say “Rise up lights” quickly. Now say “Razor blades” with an Australian accent. 🤯

My Australian friends will appreciate this. On the cruise, this Australian woman asked me “Do you know what dieting is?” I wasn’t sure I quite heard her, so I said “What?” She said: “Do you know what dieting is?” 1/2

That right there is something to sit with.

@ChrchCurmudgeon This joke stinks.

What do you call a flatulent monk? An air friar.

@lukestamps (Meanwhile) Demons:

Demons are incorporeal spirits. They don't need flying saucers to get around.

We got the alien files before the full Epstein files and you can bet your bottom dollar that those things aren’t unrelated.

@kakelso @LloydLegalist Same

@LloydLegalist I thought at first that this was a new verse to "Shine Jesus Shine."

HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

@notch Turn the lights down low, jump on a treadmill (or go outside), and give @Zombies_RunGame a try. It’s not VR, but you don’t have to have a sweatproof rig either.

Why isn't there a free roaming bicycling VR game? Not to imply I'm lazy or a chronic gamer or anything, but I'd be in INCREDIBLE shape if I got to run from the cops on an exercise bike for completely unrelated reasons.

@JamesMelville @JackieLeonard01 Meanwhile in the US: I wasn’t allowed to pay cash at my son’s away soccer (football) match. I had to stand in front of another human, buy my ticket online including a $1 processing fee, then let the school official click a button. It took 5 mins. instead of 30 secs. & cost more.

Digitalisation is “for your convenience.” - try explaining that to the 3 million people who are not online in the UK. The majority (67%) are aged 70 or over. The digitalisation of everything is creating digital exclusion for millions of people - in particular, our elderly.

I’m grateful that security at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner worked exactly as it should. I pray for peace in the hearts and minds of our President and everyone in attendance tonight, and… more than I can possibly put into words here.

@Jonathan_Howe State: Alabama doesn’t get enough credit for what’s great about it and gets dumped on unfairly for things that are as bad or worse other places. City: Boone, North Carolina (and the mountains nearby)

Thinking about this tonight. Underrated state: South Carolina Underrated city: Charleston, West Virginia What are yours?

@DavidAFrench I grew up in the days where Jordan was everywhere and on everything. But dang…. The implications of this dataset are hard to dispute.

The GOAT

@edstetzer I’m a convictional Southern Baptist, but what I hear from my father-in-law about what Church of the Highlands has going on has me thinking they’re doing a lot of things right.

What large churches are doing discipleship well? There are unique challenges in the large church and I am looking for exemplars. Note: I love churches of all sizes. :-)

@AuburnTigers Nah fam. I don’t love this. You’re killing the look and feel of Jordan Hare and giving high rollers a great view of what? Players’ backs, camera people, and the band as they come down and wait for halftime?

Introducing the Kick Six Field Suites. Steps from the action—private indoor suite, adjacent terrace, and access to a shared club lounge. Built for energy, flexibility, and connection at field level.

𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐮𝐦, 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧-𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐞. All new. All elevated. From rooftop clubs & refined suites to patio-style spaces and field-level access, these experiences deliver energy, flexibility, & more ways to experience gameday. 🧵 A look at what's next⤵️

@edstetzer In my high school ELA classes today, I explained that AI only works as a shortcut if you know enough about what you’re trying to accomplish to recognize if it did it well and are able to fix whatever is off. Your letter “writer” did not.

If you use AI to write me letters be sure to check it before you send your email....

America cannot be great if she is not good. This is not good. This is evil. If @POTUS gives the order to commit war crimes, it must not be followed and he must be removed from office. May God have mercy on us all.

Satan in Eden: “Take and eat.” Jesus at Last Supper: “Take and eat.” — @LigonDuncan 🔥

@TerribleMaps See y’all, this map is terrible because it equates chicken finger restaurants with fried chicken restaurants. C’mon now.

America’s most popular fried chicken chain by state

Y’all… they just had to fix something wrong with the toilet on Integrity, and I think we just found the premise for a hilarious spoof movie. #ArtemisII

I’m really hoping this #ArtemisII launch doesn’t turn into an elaborate #AprilFools prank. LET’S GO! (As long as all the safety protocols check out.)