Chuffmeister 🏍️🎼

@Feargal_Sharkey To be honest, I expected the EA to pay Coca Cola out of taxpayers money for the privilege of taking the water. These corporations do this all over the world. Nestle, PepsiCo, Unilever all the them.

"Watchdog accused of ‘giving away’ billions of litres of spring water to foreign bottling giants." Yep the EA are up to their old tricks again. The EA are charging Coca-Cola £6,070 a year to abstract water from the north of England which Coca-Cola then sells for £30 million. Did I mention that according to the EA by 2050 in England we will need to find another 5 billion litres of water per day just to keep our taps running and to try and save our chalk streams. What a hoax of a regulator. observer.co.uk/news/business/…

@BrianAshby2 💔

Thank you for being my best friend for 14 1/2 years.

@ColfromCheshire Bless her.

Violet showing off her new pool.

Learnt a new word today. Enshitification. It pretty much covers everything we buy these days. Everything includes cars, all home appliances and even rotary washing lines. All designed to fail and if not you need to subscribe to keep having use of whatever it is.

@LeeHarris Why was he sacked?

NEW: David Lammy has been sacked from government. Good riddance.

@robertwlk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Got a letter from Schwartz Spices saying that I owe them £100. If I don't pay by Friday they are sending the bay leafs around.

@OilySmudges Hello Stuart, I hope you and yours are all well. I think this might be a Suzuki GSX1100 ESD 1983-1985. I thank you. 🤣

Good evening & welcome to the 35th edition of the Mosaic Quiz. To take part: 1) FOLLOW @OilySmudges 2) REPOST (NOT QUOTE REPOST) 3) REPLY with the MAKE, MODEL & YEAR (NO PHOTOS - that'll spoil the fun for others) Good luck 🏍️

@London_W4 Hope it goes well.

Before and after. Thought as I’m on the telly later today I ought to appear as if I wasn’t a homeless bloke they’d dragged off the street, so I’ve treated myself and the viewers to a haircut and shave this morning.

@666RSI His behaviour has been ferral. He attacked Zubimende and others at Arsenal last season. His behaviour at all the world cup has been despicable.

@peejaymoore I’ll be fair with you I don’t think he would be able to go back to Chelsea after this

This fucker was lucky he got to play in that game at all he should have been sent off vs England

@northbanksyafc 🤣

Argentina are making me not dislike Cucurella!

@magsLancashire It was filthy.

@kieran_ashton1 💔

Took our boy Clyde to his favourite place Callander today. Took him for one last swim at his favourite spot. ❤️🐾

@ColinSpenc4257 Yes

I DO, DO YOU. YES OR NO.

@TheArsenalMind I really hope Spain win this one.

Messi faces Arsenal man Merino. Who do you think will win the World Cup? ​🏆

@Oldtimers365 Muscatela.

@Mattisamazing33 Correct 💯

I’d only want an automatic gearbox on a motorcycle when my fingers are so arthritic I can’t use a clutch. Gears are part of the experience of a bike! youtu.be/9seHLIFwIMA?is…

@KobayashiMaru86 Try drinking tonic water. The quinine has a positive impact on cramps. I used to get really bad cramps. I drunk a glass of tonic water before bed and it made a hell of a difference.

Always the same day after a hike. The cramp in my calves last night was biblical

@paulbudford2 @Mattisamazing33 This NC seems to be a tough cookie.

@peejaymoore @Mattisamazing33 Yes good call. Apart from the early ones which really rusted.

Been thinking about a cockroach car. A car that’s simple enough to last 40 years, that will not and cannot connect to the internet, and cannot be controlled by the government, who’s safety feature is the driver’s skill, and which is reasonably comfortable and quick

@Mattisamazing33 No one wants a leaky ball cock, do they?

I’ve had a leaky ball cock for a while so I’ve replaced it