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got the job

First place in the former fat kid bracket

@BleacherReport Fleeced wtf

Pittsburgh Zoo has agreed to trade 7-year-old male gorilla, Frankie, to Boston in exchange for 33-year-old silverback gorilla, Little Joe Both trades were designed to 'provide a healthy, genetically diverse population of critically endangered gorillas in human care' 💯 (Via @PghZoo, @zoonewengland)

time to storm the stage #GRAD

@TheGoosie @orkamichael @Sbenavi1100 @APOOCH so five is a better pick than six

@orkamichael @Sbenavi1100 @APOOCH No they couldn’t have. Worst record can still fall to five.

118 total losses for Brooklyn the past two seasons. Have not gotten a top-5 pick either year.

@hisdrivee @beroma19 @BjarkinOff @piskooooo Take a breather

@beroma19 @BjarkinOff @piskooooo i’m so fucking irritated that you would ever come on here and happily tell the world some bullshit like that

anyone who buys raw denim could have told you this

@IshmamC7 Stop intelligent posting and call him an fat fraud or something

It's rare that you get a "legacy on the line" type of game for a superstar in the NBA. Tonight is that for Jokic. One of the best offensive and in general players of all time having potentially his worse series, interesting to see how he responds facing a 3-1 deficit.

@alheckstv Nice jersey

bom dia

Jewish boys with glasses and a fresh cut wearing a Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong T shirt can't have a crazy bicep pump

@DissatisfiedSt @Ennaakat @mirai_fanarts @Hydrocit2 “Everything I did as a kid was based and everything kids are doing nowadays is dumb” - every generation ever

@Ennaakat @mirai_fanarts @Hydrocit2 When I was a kid the only thing I’d watch was modded Minecraft lets plays from like yogscast and skydoesminecraft. Not the greatest content ever but significantly better than whatever this ai shit is

genuinely why do kids like these characters so much

@MilkyOunces Lex is pseudo intellectual slop

Listening to the Jeff Kaplan interview & Lex Fridman (who I have discovered today) is absolutely awful at interviewing, talking, & generally being on a podcast. How is this successful?

@_Vaevoe wait i didnt mean it like that

@_Vaevoe Big V 💪

Hello smash friends It would mean the world to me if any of you guys were to follow my IG where I’m posting abt my fitness journey and just general fitness stuff. I’m down 250 pounds at this point and I really want to inspire others and share my story. @/c.jbfitness 🙏

@WB_CeeJxy @UnkleDell there’s been historic blizzards every weekend on the east coast i think ill keep my ass on the treadmill

@UnkleDell Treadmill sum bullshi get out in nature if you’re able

why yall only be on the treadmill for 20 minutes? no shade

Hi @PlayStation! I would like to think I'm the Lebron James of academics. I've been a straight A student and wanted to reward my hard work by acquiring a PS5. I would love to reserve my copy on such a beautifully engineered machine. Thank you for listening. Sincerely, Ishmam

@Nathaniel_Sheik made me pay attention to rivals 2 for the first time since it came out

young link :(

i had a pretty moderate sized rip on my ass and no one at work said anything #bitchesbefakeasFUCK

the last time “just run outside” andys have gone on a run

Type of condition “why don’t you just run outside” askers expect you to run through to burn 150 calories before work

How people who say “just run outside” react when someone running outside mildly inconveniences them on the road