Humano Drinks

“Maria Cristina Me Quiere Gobernar,” a thread:

@PopCrave Confessions II, you say?

Madonna & Anna Wintour star in new promo video for the ‘CONFESSIONS II’ album. The clip is playing in theaters before ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’

@SoveyX Wait but doesn't having all the bananas near each other "influence" the others to ripen faster, or is there no truth in that?

Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs? Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage. One is ready today. The next one is ready tomorrow. The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.” Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem. What do you think? Would you prefer your bananas this way?

@zacbowden The Widgets Panel in Win11 is literally a rehashing of the Channel Guide in Windows 98 SE

This is a big change, one that I've heard will cost MS a lot in revenue. It's all in the name of making Windows 11 feel cleaner and less bloated/ad ridden.

@tomwarren Maybe this is just me being a curmudgeon, but I feel there was nothing that was necessarily wrong with the old Run dialog. Just like how they changed the amazingly lean Task Manager to this new monstrosity with so many bells and whistles.

Microsoft really nailed it with the new Run dialog for Windows 11. The same code that powers Command Palette in PowerToys has now become a part of the new Run dialog 🙏 devblogs.microsoft.com/commandline/th…

I logged on to see if the @SoFi website was down. Nobody seems to be talking about any outage though...

@Daniel_Rubino The platform was not successful as a direct result of @evanspiegel's vendetta against Microsoft. He not only kept Snapchat from Windows Phone but he also actively blocked any 3rd party solutions. Snapchat at the time was a popular mobile app, so without it regular consumers left.

Every time I see projects like 8Marketplace or patched apps bringing Windows Phone 8 back to life, I am reminded of how strong that community really was. Microsoft never sold enough devices to keep the platform going, but the people who loved it never let it go. The design, the tiles, the feel of it all left a mark. Seeing developers and fans still keeping the dream alive in 2026 says everything about how much Windows Phone meant to a lot of us. It IS nostalgia, sure, but some ideas deserved a longer life than they got. Anyone gonna fire up their ol WP8 device? Anyone STILL using one (I've seen some people do this on reddit, which is crazy to me). Full story at Windows Central windowscentral.com/hardware/windo…

Jesus look at the Time

Ay, Jesucristo! Mira la hora

@PbroFlorian El programa “La Rosa de Guadalupe es una blasfema” y todo católico instruido lo sabe!

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

Saw Confessions II trending and thought Usher has something going on… it’s Madonna 😒

Did you know you can walk into any Catholic Church and talk to Jesus for free, virtually any time you want?

Jesus swept.

"What a Democratic electorate deems pragmatic moderation may be received quite differently by a general election audience in Texas." I wrote about Texas, the massive Dem turnout, and the challenges of translating it into a win in a state Trump won by 14: nbcnews.com/politics/2026-…

@nbcsnl Gorillaz?!? 2005 is so back baby!

The Trump Administration's oil blockade on Cuba is cruel & irresponsible. It's exacerbating an energy crisis, enforcing hospitals to go dark, & denying families food. The Admin must reverse course immediately & end the blockade. Solidarity with the people Cuba.

Bad Bunny should do an alternative State of the Union address

Another Trump SOTU? You already know. #TrumpStateOfDelusion

@SenoraCatolica Camila?

Increíble, al final parece que Camila será la verdadera ganadora del juego de tronos en Reino Unido… 🇬🇧👑 Isabel: muerta Felipe: muerto Diana: muerta Carlos: cáncer Andrés: preso Kate: cáncer Harry: exiliado William: calvo Y ella…. ¡reina consorte! 😱

Yo voy con la teoría de conspiración de Emilia Perez, donde el Mencho finge su muerte, se hace un cambio de genero y se convierte en una famosa Cantante de corridos tumbados…