Penelope Overton

If I were Sunak I'd jack it in now, like all the other rats diving off the ship they sunk themselves. Things can only get worse.

I might come back here to check out the election.

@GarminUK My Forerunner tells me I managed 305 miles this morning in 32 minutes and awarded me an insanity badge. Um, where to even begin?

My ex scarpers to Tasmania and all he has to show for it is this lousy podcast 😐 ⚓ anchor.fm/hamish-thompso…

Someone asking me to pay absurd amount of money into one of your bank accounts - it’s a scam - would you like the details? @RevolutApp

I am exasperated by @eon_next - they keep telling me I don’t have to pay (I don’t use gas but have a meter) but continue to charge and threaten. They say I can email, but there’s no email address. Wit’s end, frankly.

How do you recycle a paper envelope lined with plastic bubbles @PostOffice ?

I agree with the intention behind making exams easier but it’s a hopeless proposition long term. Reducing expectations rather than raising experience. Pathetic.

You’ve asked me for my details, @Airbnb_uk @AirbnbHelp but I’ve no response or actual request for information. If you genuinely would like to understand better, please respond to my DM.

I am SO fed up with @EONhelp - they ask me to ring to speak to someone quarterly but each ‘please press’ on their switchboard ends in request to pay and no human being. Even complain line ends in demand to pay. I don’t owe them anything and they threaten me. What’s a girl to do?

Very disappointed with @Airbnb_uk response to cancellation due to filthy holiday home. Clearly no enhanced clean, unsafe. Airbnb turned down refund on basis of absurd technicality - not telling host we were leaving (we informed her husband who was outside the place at the time).

I’m enjoying BBC News’s Freudian slip:

#RoughandRowdyWays #BobDylan #bloodyfantastic #uptherewithMiltonandShakespeare #puregeniusevenifvoiceisfucked

Dear @CollectPlus cont. I have tweeted and DMd several times and you are trying to wash your hands of this situation. Please refund the value of the parcel, or find it and deliver it to Gap. Please also give me an email or phone number where I can discuss. Best regards

Dear @Collectplus. I am now at the end of my wick with this. I returned a parcel on 20 May, it is still ‘en route’. It clearly was delayed and misdirected and now I suspect, lost. You are trying to say it’s up the retailer which is absurd. I am unable to email or ring you.

Nice try, The Archers, telling your story through soliloquy and the odd yakking to a horse, but it’s not sustainable, seriously, is it? #archers #BBCradio4

@CollectPlus Hello again. It is now 30 days since I sent a parcel by Collect plus and it appears to still be ‘en route’. Detail shows hold ups and misdirections and you’ve now said it’s up to the retailer!!?? Kindly give me an email/phone number so I can deal with this matter properly. BR

@penelopeoverton I have responded to your DM. Thanks, Dylan

@collectplus I returned a parcel via your service 18 days ago and the tracker tells me it’s ‘en route’. How is this possible and what am I supposed to do about it? There appears no way to enquire.

@CollectPlus Dylan, it seems the parcel remains ‘en route’ a month after it was sent. I have had two useless and irresponsible responses by DM. The parcel was held up at Gatwick for two weeks and now, I suspect is lost. You’ve told me to contact the retailer, what do you expect them to do?

@CollectPlus Thanks. I’ve sent a full reply by DM. I look forward to a speedy reply.

@penelopeoverton I would be glad to assist. Kindly provide me with your full name, CollectPlus ref and selected store address. I will have a look into this for you. Thanks, Ash