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this mf goose just standing directly in the middle of the road. he does not move for passing cars, but rather he honks at them. i respect this goose’s way of turning the tables and also his chaotic energy. he just gives no fucks.

@dayswillrunaway I will Not be participating in that trend 🤢🤢

@dayswillrunaway I feel that shit so hard like we both know I'm not gonna come (usually because of my work hours but also because ehhh people) but it sure is nice to be invited 💛

@sapharic 💛💛💛

today, i lost my best friend. she wasn’t even supposed to be mine in the first place. i was just 6 years old when i was walking around a horse stables with my mom, and saw a lady holding a tiny little kitty. of course, i had to come say hello. the lady told me she was going to give you to her grand daughter, but unfortunately for her, as soon as she put you in my arms i simply never let you go. i begged and begged her until she caved and gave me you. from the moment i held you, you never stopped purring in my arms all the way home. even these last few days while we struggled together, 19 years later, you purred to let me know it was okay. little did i know at that time that this little kitty would become something i hold so dearly in my heart for the rest of my life. someone who was there for me when i was bullied in middle school. someone who cried with me in highschool, and purred along with my achievements throughout life. we were little girls together, and then we grew up together. i moved out to my first ever apartment by myself, and you were the one to come with me. when covid hit, it was me and you in my 500 square foot apartment against the world baby ❤️ to say that i feel completely shattered over the fact you are gone is an understatement. i will miss you for as long as i live, and when i pass i will run straight to you, i promise. thank you for being the best friend a girl could ever have. thank you for purring besides me on my hard nights. above all thank you for choosing me as your best friend, it’s been the greatest honor in the world i will see you and hug you again, i promise goodnight cheetobobeeto ❤️

Bands don’t succeed. Just statistically. So after the surprise indie success of our album Take This To Your Grave, I was sure there was no way but down from there. I was certain we couldn’t possibly match the success we’d had with that album. So I barely bothered considering it as a possibility, I just went in to write and record an album I enjoyed. I told my parents “I swear, just one more semester off and then I’ll go to college.” When “Sugar, We’re Goin Down,” premiered on MTV’s TRL I could tell that I probably wasn’t going to make it to college after all. Happy 20th anniversary to From Under The Cork Tree, the album that changed everything. You turned it into something so much bigger than us, and for that we’re forever grateful. We’re working on some cool things to keep the celebration going later this year, but more on that later. Here’s to the next chapter 🌳🖤. Patrick, Pete, Andy, Joe

@oxarizky I stopped for awhile but I've gotten back into it lately

@pentax47 dude I haven't done this in SO LONG

Wordle 1,395 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 800th wordle and I was done in 2 kinda nice

@markhoppus *snap snap*

Addams Song

@richdecamp @dog_rates

@dog_rates 😂 He's not big enough to drive the car.

This is Bodhi. He's just gonna give you his car keys right now. 12/10

This is Dennis. He was asked to do the same trick over and over again with no compensation. 13/10 justice for Dennis

Wordle 1,316 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😌 solves in 2 have now just passed solves in 6 again

Wordle 1,305 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ok that was kinda satisfying

Wordle 1,303 2/6 ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 chefs kiss or whatever it is the kids say

Wordle 1,300 4/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 this wasn't that impressive but I felt the need to share that this is my 666th wordle 🙂

Wordle 1,283 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 felt kinda nice idk

This is Summit. He carefully selects a new stick every morning from his hotel's stick library. Thinks every beach should have one of these. 13/10

😭😭 my @SingeBeauty order including @Angeschka 's stunning new palette was out for delivery today and it says it got returned to sender 💔 it is not my first order from Singe and I've gotten many things through @shop with no issue. I'm so sad and confused @USPS whyyy 😢

@SOURPARX @iDKHOW smh my head amirite

@iDKHOW idk know how but they found me im crying

The account below is fake. The biggest tell is that I already have enough of these damn accounts & I don’t want more of them.

@hankgreen this has similar energy to when I lived in Minneapolis and my closest mall was the Mall of America and almost every time I went shopping I would just happen to bump into someone I know, sometimes even people from my hometown who happened to be visiting. and we passed in a hall?!

This sounds fake, but Missoula is small enough that I used to just assume I would know someone on my flight home and that they would drive me home. Last night I knew four people on the flight back from Denver and two of them offered me rides.

@lanicarseat @MattGertz glad we’re all in this together 😅😅

@MattGertz LOL came here first before the news sites to check your reaction 😂

Well. That's not good.

@Emmmyalluu @BaileyCarlin 💀💀💀

@BaileyCarlin He’s going to get more filler to celebrate

Matt Gaetz is gonna be the absolute man at whatever high school party he’s going to this weekend