Richard DeCamp

@ScottPresler @CraigR3521 🎶Money changes everything...🎶

@SirajAHashmi The thing about Robin is that if you didn't like one bit, you could just wait a minute.

Sally Field? The same Sally Field who thought Robin Williams wasn’t funny? ~THAT~ Sally Field?

@GovPressOffice Lower gas taxes. Problem solved.

Sir, we just want lower gas prices

@OVTweetmarck Good morning!

GM

@krassenstein This is huge. Sincerely, The Seventies and Eighties

Bruce Springsteen just went ballistic against MAGA and Trump, and DOGE in Boston during his concert. “Wanna talk about snowflakes? We have a president who can’t tell the truth.”

@DavidFischer 🙋🏼 Did anyone ever actually win that thing in the arcade?

Be honest: who is old enough to say they played this game?

@pvtjokerus @JimDelRey 5. Nazi if you're into that.

Platner is the next Democrat hybrid. 1. White boy for the Maine folks. 2. Straight-up Mamdani Commmnist. 3. Unkempt slob like Fetterman. 4. Can throw the vet card, but simultaneously hates the military.

@TiffanyFong Good morning, Tiffany!

good morning my little latkes

@RealIggyLibre Good morning, Libre!

Good morning, everyone!!! Wishing you and your family a blessed and meaningful Memorial Day. Today we honor and remember the brave men and women who gave everything for our freedom. Never forgotten. 🇺🇸

@MassieforKY [Tom leering and rubbing his hands]

I filed with FEC for the 2028 House race. This allows me to raise funds to continue my political operations supporting my position as a current office holder and as a potential candidate for federal office. I haven’t made a final decision about which office to seek, if I run.

@back4wood [meets cop] 🎶If you wanna do it, do it right (right?) do it with me...🎶 [cop goes for the cuffs, they get into a shouting match] "Get back!" "Hands off!" "GO FOR IT!"

George Michael cruising the Will Rogers State Park in Los Angeles, 1997

@DeanBNowhere *if George had to spend a day with Moz

@back4wood "If George Michael had to live my life for one single, solitary day he'd strangle himself with the nearest piece of cord." -morrissey, 1987

@USSGoodGirl Good morning!

Good morning ☀️

@BulwarkOnline So it's okay for the government to wrong people if you don't approve of those people. Got it.

"This is not just the most corrupt presidency in American history, it is among the most corrupt regimes on earth." It turns out Americans don't actually like it. lnk.thebulwark.com/4w66Jf0

@sweetcsdesigns Good morning, Courtney!

Gm friends

@1982VintageNut Good morning!

Morning

@nogooddeed2 Good morning, Jenn!

Good morning. A roseate spoonbill at High Island on the Bolivar Peninsula.

@CallMeK1123 Good morning!

gm, say it back

@CattardSlim Be nice or we'll let Cheung eat you.

These chuds couldn't rig up a fishing pole, set up a canvas tent, or change a dirt bike tire between them. Yet they're Magas top alphas. That's all you need to know about Maga. 😂

@TomSteyer Enforcing the law is not illegal.

Watch me.