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i never beg except when it’s to differ

the world is too beautiful for me to live all my years in just one country.

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

My boyfriend lets me be evil and I think that’s beautiful

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

I hate when people give generic advice like "take it one day at a time" What else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday? Can I?

Everybody talks about Pay Bill when the real villain is Withdraw Cash😭

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the pattern is recognizing me

[looking at tweets]: about me. Yup that one’s about me. Wow. About me again

born to be a dictator forced to be a woman

girl whatever at least we not pregnant

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

any room can be a rage room if you just give me a fucking minute

White Collar is such an amazing show🫠

If William Ruto somehow manages to end the matatu madness, hawker chaos, drainage, and CBD disorder for AFCON 2027, I might just extend a little grace. My parents raised me well so I won't vote him out at 6 am,, I'll generously wait until 6.10 am.

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of