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@drainedvessel3 With tape

aight how the hell do i tape this

@dollgxre I will look

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

@_hazelnonut Ok to be fair we are genuinely forced by our manager to speak to every1 multiple times it’s very culty like there’s a paper w the 7 steps n it’s like ASK 5 NON ZUMIEZ RELATED QUESTIONS WITHIN THE FIRST 10 SECONDS AND 5 METERS OF CUSTOMER ENTERING THE STORE

the workers at zumiez pretending to be nice to me makes me cry every time i cant even shop there anymore

@crystalhelixxxx Fingers in mouth come awwwn haii

Me and all my oomfs get turned on by dentists and oral care

@wintr999 Yesssuhhh

@percicorn rn?

TIME TO DRINKKKK

@teoniw I think I been having it for a while then maybe I should get tested

They saying the hantavirus make u horny

@BobbyOnAndOn @NWOsnack @noorrbit Aw shucks 😢

@NWOsnack @percicorn @noorrbit The police are going to fucking murder percicorn based on this one tweet

WHY IS SHOPPERS DRUG MART SO EXPENSIVE

how does bro know bout mr ford

@MinitrainTV They always got some wack shit going on

Why is there the green m&m at Yonge and Dundas and why did she fall from space

walking into my medical dispensary and asking for a gram of unicorn piss

@wintr999 Pressa.

hm..

@suupersilly67 Woah no bueno

Rape Me

@forxureyesonly Just be a weirdo embrace ur true self miss🩷

how tf do u make friends on here without being weird

@hyoudoe U need sum veggies

@GhoulReaperr No

do you think underground rappers do make-a-wish

@GuwapKilled Real as fuck I get free mozzarella sticks from my employer🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@percicorn Mozzarella sticks saved my life

going to lunch w my cousin and feeling thankful for the creator of happy hour half off drinks and apps

On the train post drank n these ppl smell so badfffffddd whatupwitthat

guys do we think woah Vicky has autism

@hckledown U John pork 💔

someone nerf me i just sent vn of me crying to my ex