Bobby 🐟🚃👻💭

@UngratefulFungi @rejectHisDesign

@rejectHisDesign well you cant *say* its for self defence unless you say its for dogs, or bears. i can buy “dog spray” here in AB. very small, concealable even.

Fun fact: we are legally not allowed to carry *anything* for the purpose of self defense in Canada, because that would make us too inconvenient to sexually assault.

@rejectHisDesign Had a coworker who carried pepper spray. She told me she was less afraid of the cops than of some random guy with bad intentions. She was right.

@D1vazhkb @poisonjr Unfortunately it's consequences that's keeping me in line right now, I've become what I used to mock

@poisonjr Im in a state of constant anger issues after trauma lmao, doing the right thing seems impossible because of that but i'm trying

@barebettington @percicorn @noorrbit No

@percicorn @noorrbit You guys understand the reason everything is priced so high right? Stealing. Everytime you steal a specfic product at a shoppers drug mart store they increase the price like clockwork.

WHY IS SHOPPERS DRUG MART SO EXPENSIVE

@NWOsnack @percicorn @noorrbit The police are going to fucking murder percicorn based on this one tweet

@percicorn @noorrbit When people steal, costs then get passed down to consumers. How is that fair? How about not being a thief? Or better yet, encouraging illegal activity on a public social media platform. Not too bright.

@bozenkxsz @evilcacauren The effect your actions have on others?

@evilcacauren still should have kept at it because what’s the point of being against prejudice if you don’t understand why it’s bad

today i asked my little brother what he thought about homosexuality and he immediately said he was against it 😭 i thought he was joking so i kept asking why, and he kept insisting it was wrong. eventually i went “why the hell are you against lgbt people then??” he stared at +

@FindingMcKinzie Helicoptering my dick and balls to combat the draft

Helicoptering my dick and balls to combat the draft in this room

@FindingMcKinzie Sugar peas!

Fanta Fanta don’t cha wanna ?! Hantavirus ! 

@MccreaOrion @EGX001S @EMurotake @Memphisblue4 @mightydudbolt Like going back in time and trying to kill your grandfather, the future is essential and cannot be interfered with

@EGX001S @EMurotake @Memphisblue4 @mightydudbolt Kind of, more like a "God works in mysterious ways" type deal. Han is essential to Luke bringing balance to the force, and his bloodline shapes the galaxy for the next century. Basically literal plot armor.

Watto only implies that he's familiar with mind tricks and that his species is immune to them. But he apparently thinks that encountering a Jedi is so unlikely that he doesn't even consider that Qui-Gon might actually be one. This is funny because it implies this is just something some asshole will walk in and try to do once in a while.

@Irish19171917 @denimneverdies The individuals involved in that event MIGHT get punished, but no laws will be passed

@BobbyOnAndOn @denimneverdies It happens all over the country during every severe thunderstorm. It’s only a matter of time before these people cause a mass casualty event

It's crazy how much America has cultivated this culture of complete disregard for anyone but yourself

Eight years into studying whales, Nan Hauser believed she understood their size and strength. Then one afternoon off Rarotonga she felt a pressure she had never felt before — a 40‑ton humpback whale pressing its head against her body and lifting her toward the surface. At first she thought the animal was playing too roughly. She tried to push away, but the whale kept tucking her under its pectoral fin. For seven and a half minutes the great creature nudged and nudged, even raising her clear of the water on its flipper. Only when she glimpsed a second silhouette did she understand. The “whale” moving side to side was actually an 18‑foot tiger shark, arched in attack posture. In that instant the humpback positioned her on its head and raced toward her boat, shielding her with its massive body. Within ten minutes she was safely back on deck, shaking with shock and gratitude. Hauser, a lifelong marine biologist, had never experienced anything like it. “I felt love, concern and care from the whale,” she told The Guardian. She had spent her career filming these animals quietly, believing the best way to understand them was to let them be. Now one seemed to understand her vulnerability and acted. Scientists note that humpbacks have been documented interfering when predators attack other species, behaviour some call “mobbing”. Whether the whale’s act was true altruism or an instinct honed by eons of kin‑selected behaviour, Hauser felt the encounter as a deliberate choice. The story didn’t end there. A year later Hauser was back in the Cook Islands when a familiar tail surfaced. She recognised the whale by the notches on its fluke and the scar on its head. As she slid into the water the whale approached, looked her in the eye and extended its giant fin. She rubbed its face and began to cry. The whale lingered near her boat for twenty minutes before swimming away. There is no moral to pin on a whale’s fin, no proof that a giant mammal meant to save a human. There is only a moment when a life hung between a predator and a protector and something ancient stirred. Perhaps this is what happens when we spend enough time listening rather than dominating: another being may recognise us as kin. In a world where we often assume only humans are capable of compassion, a humpback whale carrying a scientist to safety suggests the ocean itself may be watching over us.

Am I too mentally ill to understand why it isn't her fault for not saying "I don't want to watch this" Also do wifeguys love their wives more for doing this because it would make me want to die

@barjanski @denimneverdies And you know everybody under that overpass is armed so no one can do anything

@denimneverdies I'm afraid it's not just America :( Happens in Europe too. It's an abomination, can't be punished hard enough yet it isn't practicaly at all. It makes me incredibly sad and incredibaly agressive at the same time, would go smash all those front windows if I could.

@Irish19171917 @denimneverdies Charge them with attempted murder for doing this at all

@denimneverdies Easiest fix of all time, make this a felony. If you park under an overpass and trap people on the road behind you during a tornado warning you’re responsible for the potential lives lost

"A French woman who tested positive for hantavirus after she was evacuated from a cruise ship reported symptoms to doctors onboard but was told it was probably just anxiety, the Spanish health minister has said." Or course. theguardian.com/world/2026/may…

@Red_Ayan @UESP_net I wouldn't want to metabolize that lol

@UESP_net I wonder if you can bound a daedra in the form of a liquid and drink it

"A bound weapon is actually a Daedra [albeit a spectacularly weak and stupid one] in a magically constrained form. When the duration of the spell ends, *poof* the bound daedra returns to the Daedric realms, there to wait patiently for the next summons of a Master. Imagine little stinkers bound for a fair portion of Eternity to sit an a dusty armory somewhere waiting to Serve a Lord.. or worse yet, a mortal wizard... and you can imagine how much fun it is to be a lesser daedra." --Ken Rolston

@Ogrehon CHRIST without HRT is CIS.

The Blackfoot fed themselves on the northern plains for at least ten thousand years. Ten thousand years. Longer than every European nation has existed in its current form. Longer than the United States has existed by a factor of forty. Then the bison were commercially annihilated in two decades. Then the Blackfoot were confined to reserves. Then they starved. You looked at that sequence and concluded they probably would have starved anyway. What exactly was going to starve them in the previous ten thousand years that somehow didn't?

hey man at least i got to be alive during the internet’s brief Only Good Era

Coal miner, union activist, and singer Nimrod Workman performs the traditional Appalachian folk song 'Oh Death'