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@perry200

i have kept succesfully kept a baby alive for over a year, which won me my office pool. Father of limbo contest winner. Aspirational non-face-toucher.

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David@DavidCBets·
HOCKEY DOES NOT BELONG IN THE SOUTH THIS was the crowd in Lenovo Center for Game 5 last night. Embarrassing.
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Dave@perry200·
The Afghan Whigs are the best thing in the world and I got to see them last night and I do not take that for granted.
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Gary Fatterson (Big 12 propagandist)@garyfattersonBU·
You cannot sit here and watch Texas Tech’s downfall in real time and tell me there is no God.
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Paul Sherman
Paul Sherman@PaulMSherman·
On the phone, @DoorDash_Help explained that they wouldn’t refund the stolen $428.07 because that was “a lot of money.” Which is funny, because my wife and I thought the same thing when @DoorDash allowed it to be stolen from us.
Paul Sherman@PaulMSherman

Update: It took a third call of 45 minutes to get an email from @doordash confirming that the charges were fraudulent and they won’t refund. So now the bank can take over and I will be canceling my DoorDash account.

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parker fleming@statsowar·
"Football's a complicated game. The media try to make it a soap opera because they understand soap operas better than they do football. Most of them don't study the game. They don't really see it. I don't think most of them even really like it. They listen to other people who don't know, either, and formulate their opinions based on that. There's not depth to it. They latch on to everything that doesn't matter and forget about the game." -Tom Coughlin, quoted in THE GM by Tom Callahan
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emma@do_not_test_me·
i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life
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bryan metzger@metzgov·
occasionally you come across a lawmaker who’s not like this and it’s like whoa how did you end up here
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unregistered hyperkate 2
paying $70 to file my taxes and remembering that just two years ago the IRS was on the verge of rolling out a nationwide direct file program that would allow millions of americans to save time and money on filing taxes and also not have to put my SSN and addy in a random website
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I Dissent
I Dissent@DissentFu·
Here he is, Michael Colosi. Stop showing photos of the birds and start showing the photo of the man who wants to kill all of the birds. Everyone deserves to know what the wannabe killer in Florida looks like.
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Scott Maxwell@Scott_Maxwell

A tech entrepreneur who recently moved to Florida got upset when he ran into obstacles while trying to build a house that could impact the habitat of Florida's endangered scrub-jay. So now he's suing to strip the bird of its federal protection. orlandosentinel.com/2026/04/01/flo…

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Pack Legend
Pack Legend@gorightgetleft·
The level of scumbag someone has to be to have unc and duke fans going to bat for nc state fans is insane. Unprecedented in the triangle
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️
Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️@Nomads4Pritzker·
Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”
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Matt Wagner
Matt Wagner@MattWagnerComic·
Hey gang...I'm very saddened to hear of Sam Kieth's passing. I thought I'd share this piece of his original art that he gave me years ago--a rejected cover for THE HULK that we both thought was a million times better than the one Marvel eventually approved.
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Dave@perry200·
@gymcademic Is there something wrong with Ladanyi or is she benched?
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Troll Tide@gymcademic·
So what’s the plan for this ongoing balance beam situation?
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Dave@perry200·
@RealMike191 Because we used to be a Continental hub and since the merger were a wasteland and every flight it terrible.
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The Thankful Outdoorsman
The Thankful Outdoorsman@bushcamp2·
I have to admit, seeing 3 Tesla cyber trucks parked side-by-side is pretty cool
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Dave@perry200·
I guess Vasilevskiy is still working through his Olympic hangover?
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Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan@asullivanmusic·
@thejuiceisgood @espn I am a fan of the typical game day algorithm that goes like this: 1) choose the game I want to watch 2) “you are not allowed to watch” [though I am] 3) repeat steps 1+2 several more times 4) game begins playing inexplicably
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The Juice
The Juice@thejuiceisgood·
I love that the @espn app makes me reauthenticate with my TV provider every single time I open it. It’s a very enjoyable process. Great technology.
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